Couch Fisting

Couch fisting (also known as Crack digging) is the action of jamming your fist into the cracks of your sofa and finding stuff...

Hey man, today I was couch fisting and found a lip balm along with my ipod, pillow pants, my cellphone, 23 bucks, BellaDonna's magic hand, a clown nose, some doritos, chopsticks, the Lindbergh baby, a wig, my toothbrush, a kitten, some lazagna, the bible, a moustache, a spoon, some underwear, dentures, my car keys and some nutella...I think...

by ILOVELAMP!! December 9, 2010

punch fisting

When you vigorously fist a vagina to the point where it seems like you are pretending to be Rocky Balboa and that pussy is Apollo Creed.

Man, sex last night got super intense. My girlfriend started anally punch fisting my ass.

by GlassAssintheGrass June 19, 2016

word fishing

Highly irritating practice of making up cute words that nobody actually uses and adding them to Urbandictionary.com in the hopes that someone somewhere thinks it's clever and starts saying it.

Okay, besides this sentence, when the fuck have you ever heard the word "hindspite" in conversation? You know that guy was word fishing.

by salaryman July 24, 2008

The Fighting Ginger Coalition

Also known as the F.G.C. An underground fighting force of ginger people that are bent on world domination and the stopping of ginger discrimination. Will rise to full power in the year 2054 and take over America after destroying all non-gingers, except hundred thousands of females in order to spawn more gingers. Soon turn and destroy China, as the Chinese are immune to the ginger gene and are unable to reproduce ginger children. Later they will rule the Earth by 3012.

Guy 1: Dude we need to be nice to gingers from now on.
Guy 2: Why? They don't have souls.
Guy 1: Because the fighting ginger coalition will rule the world one day.
Guy 2: You're fucking high, dumbass
Guy 1: Sooo, what does that have to do with anything

by DefenderoftheFaith January 7, 2011

Fisting

To punch with the part of your hand that's exposed or unpadded in MMA.

Dude Rampage was totally fisting when he dropped Chuck Liddell with that hook.

by MMATermCoiner February 19, 2014

Fly-Fishing

The kind of situation when you are standing at a urinal looking like your doing something perverted because you can't find the opening to your underwear.

Urinal User #1: "Dude! WTF are you doing?!"
Urinal User #2: "Relax, I'm just Fly-Fishing"

by Keevatwa March 13, 2010

Dick Fishing

The act of trying to acquire a man, or simply get laid. Usually perpetrated by a desperate woman.

An below average woman trying to 'hook up' with any man available, often desperately.

Anytime a man came into the warehouse, Crystal would go dick fishing.

by flox November 14, 2009