Insert two or more fingers into the crotch area of your (possibly male) girlfriend to confirm her gender. Feel for testicles and/or a penis.
ATTENTION: This is the only 100% accurate way to figure out the gender of your (possibly-male) girlfriend.
ATTENTION: This is the only 100% accurate way to figure out the gender of your (possibly-male) girlfriend.
Bob: My girlfriend looks like a man.
Dylan: You should finger-out her gender.
Bob: That sounds like some risky business.
Dylan: You can say that again!
Dylan: You should finger-out her gender.
Bob: That sounds like some risky business.
Dylan: You can say that again!
by Nicholas Zombie March 31, 2010
Get the finger-outmug. When someone,usually an adult hyperactively touches everything in a room or in a group of objects like they have OCD.This person cannot leave stuff alone and look without touching.
I should have known better than to leave my collection of glass figurines on the table because Fingers McGee will have to pick up or touch every damned one of them!!!
I have to clean my stainless steel refridgerator doors over and over when that picky fingered SOB Fingers McGee fondles it!!!
I have to clean my stainless steel refridgerator doors over and over when that picky fingered SOB Fingers McGee fondles it!!!
by Slow Poke Rodriguez July 26, 2010
Get the Fingers McGeemug. 1. Thief
2. A con-man (i.e. smooth talking salesman)
Origin: Probably spawned from the days when thieves had one of their digits forcibly removed after being caught stealing.
2. A con-man (i.e. smooth talking salesman)
Origin: Probably spawned from the days when thieves had one of their digits forcibly removed after being caught stealing.
Used in the phrase "You nine-fingered shitehawk*!" in reference to a car salesman after he sweet talks you out of your hard earned cash for a car that is hardly worth the elastic in your underwear.
*aggressive salesman
*aggressive salesman
by BBarker November 11, 2006
Get the nine-fingeredmug. by jeankirsteinishot March 3, 2021
Get the Pieck Fingermug. Someone who has fingers that bend in odd directions, can communicate with their fingers, and can occasionally chant satan by using sed fingers.
Josh: What the fuck is that bitch doing.
Meagan: Sniffing a carrot...
Josh: No! Not that, look at her now!
*HAAS SAAASSSS*
Meagan: What the fuck! She's chanting satan with her SATAN-FINGERS!!!!
*The world is destroyed*
Meagan: Sniffing a carrot...
Josh: No! Not that, look at her now!
*HAAS SAAASSSS*
Meagan: What the fuck! She's chanting satan with her SATAN-FINGERS!!!!
*The world is destroyed*
by HaaSaas January 18, 2010
Get the SATAN-FINGERSmug. Salad Fingers is a Flash animation created by David Firth in July of 2005. There are currently 7 episodes, titled 'Spoons', 'Friends', 'Nettles', 'Cage', 'Present', 'Shore Leave', and 'Cupboard'.
The series focuses on a creature (most likely a humanoid of some sort) by the name of Salad Fingers. He is tall, bald, pale-green skinned, but his most notable feature is his long fingers, which look a bit like salad leaves. SF is most likely schizophrenic, or maybe just high on drugs. The animations are normally very gory, disturbing, or somehow dirty, but still somewhat addicting to watch. Once you start to watch the animations, you'll find that Salad Fingers is actually a very polite and almost friendly person.
The series focuses on a creature (most likely a humanoid of some sort) by the name of Salad Fingers. He is tall, bald, pale-green skinned, but his most notable feature is his long fingers, which look a bit like salad leaves. SF is most likely schizophrenic, or maybe just high on drugs. The animations are normally very gory, disturbing, or somehow dirty, but still somewhat addicting to watch. Once you start to watch the animations, you'll find that Salad Fingers is actually a very polite and almost friendly person.
I don't like this game...
I like it when the red water comes out...
That fish smells about done.
-Salad Fingers
I like it when the red water comes out...
That fish smells about done.
-Salad Fingers
by BeatleLuver95 January 5, 2009
Get the Salad Fingersmug. The act of texting a person of the opposite sex in a smooth and confident manner in order to achieve a desired outcome. Hard!
by C-Walk: Bukaki December 29, 2009
Get the Finger Pimpingmug.