Filbert

1. a species of hazel trees or shrubs (filbert nut is also an alternative name for hazelnut)

2. a first name usually reserved for dorks or people who lived like a billion years ago (mainly the 18-19th century)

3. a blue squirrel from the popular Nintendo franchise of Animal Crossing, i want to bash his stupid fucking face in

1.

dude: boy do i love to eat filbert nuts
dude 2: what the fuck are you talking about

2.

Peter Filbert was the first mayor of the city of Reading, Pennsylvania

3.
Filbert always has this dumbass look on his face, and he has pink cheeks so he looks like a faggot

by Punchy_207 June 7, 2022

Sleepy fister

When two gross fatties end up in bed together after a drunken night out. The man will insert his ample fist inside his good lady as he's too lazy to nail her, but after a couple of exerting thrusts falls asleep due to excessive cakes and pies and the fact they repulse each other that much.

The fatties awake in the morning...

Sarah : Chris please remove your fist from my vag!

Chris : Sorry love, i really am a sleepy fister.

by troutgold July 7, 2009

Chinese Fister cuffs

A sexual position in which a man inserts one fist in a womans vagina, and the other fist in her mouth. The more she struggles, the more strained it becomes. Similar to chinese finger cuffs.

Only a pro should attempt Chinese Fister Cuffs!!

by RKJ November 26, 2013

shinger my fitter

To stick your fingers into someones poop shoot!
(finger my shitter mixed around)

"dude, mitch's mom is on fire!! I wanna shinger her fitter!"
"hey jim, shinger my fitter!"

by sknudson April 8, 2008

Sister Fister

A person who fists peoples sister

amr fisted my dog

by me March 1, 2004

Fitter

To update ones Facebook status more often, therefore eliminating the need for a Twitter account.

Why don't you just fitter about it?

If I had an iPhone, all I would do would be fitter!

by shockheaded October 29, 2009

Mister Fister

One who fist's a woman often.

"Mister.......Fister"

by Anonymous April 22, 2003