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Axe Fight

1.Noun- A contest where two or more people are involved. These sides will be both armed with a can of AXE Deodorant, and will then engage in spraying eachother with it till someone asphyxiates from lack of oxygen. The body is then lit on fire, and because of all the Axe on it, will quickly burn to a fine crisp.

2.Noun- A contest of scottish highlanders, in which they get boozed up and attempt to bury an axe into the back of other people's skulls. The body is then placed on a pike and set up on the coast to scare invaders.
1. Bob and Ian duked it out in an Axe fight, untill someone lit a match and the whole place went up.

2. Colin and Gair got into an axe fight. The entire tavern was covered in Colin's innards afterwards.
by Keafer Mock October 11, 2005
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You wanna fight about it?

You wanna fight about it? Question, phrase, expletive.

You say this when you feel like pretending you are an Italian mobster. This phrase must always be spoken with a stereotypical Italian accent.
Them: "Dude, you completely fucked up my science project when you poured beer on it!"

You: "You wanna fight about it?"
by DJ Gorilla December 6, 2006
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Sword fight

The act of two knights battling in a melee duel.

Perverts...
King Arthur, for certain, participated in many sword fights.
by HardRockJudge5 June 17, 2018
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Monkey S*** Fights

A term used to describe when a situation is so tremendously F***ed up that it is beyond repair.
I've seen Monkey S*** Fights organized better than this!
by JSP124 January 22, 2009
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A lyric in guns in ships from hamilton

LAFAYETTE
"How does a rag-tag volunteer army in need of a shower
Somehow defeat a global superpower?
How do we emerge victorious from the quagmire?
Leave the battlefield waving Betsy Ross’ flag higher?
Yo. Turns out we have a secret weapon!
An immigrant you know and love who’s unafraid to step in!
He’s constantly confusin’, confoundin’ the British henchmen
Ev’ryone give it up for America’s favorite fighting Frenchman!"
by Hamiltrashcan December 30, 2016
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Fire Fighter

A person, usually though not always a man, that tends to go around beating up gingers/redheads.
Most high school kids are fire fighters.
by Calderownz November 11, 2011
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Sex fight

Object:to make your partner orgasm before you do
How to play:try to grab and play with each others genitals in order to make the other orgasm first.
Rules:
Sex toys are not allowed unless both people agree.
Bondage is not allowed as it impairs one persons ability.
No faking of orgasms.
No testicular smacking as it really hurts.

The game ends when:someone orgasms

For extra fun:play with 3 or more people.
Bob:dude i had this awesome sex fight with my wife and her friend
Bob#2:did you win?
Bob:nope*smiles*
by Ima ninja November 16, 2009
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