Faitele

The buy one get one free twin.

"ew look, it's faitele"

by Unknown202908872 September 8, 2025

Faitele

Faitele is a name of polynesian origin. Although it is usually a masculine name, parents who are faced with the surprise arrival of a female give this name to their child. Females with this name tend to be short-tempered, horizontally challenged, and facially puzzling. If you ever encounter a Faitele in her natural habitat make sure to bring aliment to appease her anger.

Person 1: Hey what rhymes with Feti?
Person 2: Faiteleeeeee

by A_gorgeous.intelligent.girl. September 8, 2025

Fastest Campus Leaver

Someone who leaves the class before it even ends.

Wow, Nabil left class early!
Of course, he's the fastest campus leaver in town

by Brysaltz November 8, 2025

fartendickinbausinscrotuminhousin

What me, Ian, Aedan, and Sunshine say when we get pissed at each other or a game or just in general its used as a term of fake or real rage

Ian: *absolutely fucking demolishes aedan in brawlhalla because hes sigspamming with Petra*
Aedan after he dies: "GOD FUCKING FARTENDICKINBAUSINSCROTUMINHOUSIN YOUR SUCH A FUCKING SLUT"
Carter: *dying of laughter at Aedan's dumbass*
Sunshine: *Not playing with us because hes a dumb fucking canadian who shipped his PC 2 months before he moved* "Hey guy, wants some maple syrup mixed with poutine mold"

by Stormomen7700 November 12, 2025

Faster than slow

When someone snaps at you 3 times

He snapped at me 3 times saying "Faster than slow" as if I was going at a praying mantis pace

by Om .5 December 20, 2025

Fartex

Fart vortex

Myrina is making a huge fartex in the kitchen.

by 3fcintFz December 20, 2025

secret farter

one who dissapointingly to themselves only acheives there best flatulence in private and on their own

man im such a secret farter i only do my best material on my own

by phantom jizz January 5, 2010