A bunch of sad virgins who spend their holidays behind a screen rather than going out. They tend to have cringy @s like "SaucySane" or "BuzzingHazard", they love to abuse youtubers like Bateson and Spencer and satisfy themselves by calling others "nonce". Having your mates spam the reply section with the letter "W" when you have actually lost a debate is a common theme. Football Twitter experts never go to games and rarely watch them on TV but they base their opinions on stats from livescore applications. They don't actually celebrate their team's goals with their mates/family in real life and would rather tweet "KANEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" when their team scores a vital goal. A big section of those accounts love to harass women by calling them slag and mock people for how they look whilst hiding behind a footballer's avi. In conclusion, they think being sexist, racist and controversial is edgy and cool.
What did you do in the weekend mate?
Football Twitter account: Lmaoo I rustled Rebekah Vardy alongside my football Twitter gang and called her a slag, Big W for me
Football Twitter account: Lmaoo I rustled Rebekah Vardy alongside my football Twitter gang and called her a slag, Big W for me
by hahaguesswhattt May 24, 2019
Get the Football Twittermug. Nerds worst enemy mostly beacause it is a very high contact sport and they are afraid to get hurt.
Also the greatest sport in the world.
Also the greatest sport in the world.
by Mr.Whitaker69 December 21, 2008
Get the American Footballmug. Casuals are people who copy 80's Football hooligans.They are Generly Sad low lifes who spend there benefits on expensive clothes.They are Basically Chavs But Wont admit it.The real football holigans died out in the early 2000's .Nowadays its teenagers who join 'youth Crews' who watch films such as greenstreet and they think there big.
Dezza:Or chris i got my new stone island jacket from my benefits.
Chris:esay ur looking smart Dazza!
Dezza:u comin to ur meet
Chris:yeah 40v40 (more like 4v4)
Dezza:yeh mate im a prpa football casual im tidy
Chris:esay ur looking smart Dazza!
Dezza:u comin to ur meet
Chris:yeah 40v40 (more like 4v4)
Dezza:yeh mate im a prpa football casual im tidy
by Lamp seat toilet November 5, 2010
Get the Football Casualmug. Form of football. Very exciting with diehard fans and intence rivalries, But all in all, inferior to the NFL. Because for one: NFL players are improved college players, college players are college players. And #2: only about 30 teams in College Football are Decent, while the other 80 are crap.
Anyway, it's still a very good league to watch
Anyway, it's still a very good league to watch
by Spikesy July 9, 2006
Get the College Footballmug. by None of your fucking business who February 14, 2005
Get the TA footballmug. Middle school football team that consists of some of the hottest guys in Duval County, maybe even all of Jacksonville.
All of them are very smexi, and their games are preettty amazing (because they pone and can kick their butts).
All of them are very smexi, and their games are preettty amazing (because they pone and can kick their butts).
LYKE ZOMG DAT DUDE THAT PLAYS ON THE PROVIDENCE FOOTBALL IS LYKE SUPA HAWWTTT!11!1!!!
Man, that Providence kid is so hot I could lick his abs.
Man, that Providence kid is so hot I could lick his abs.
by wuve you February 20, 2009
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