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Football Twitter

A bunch of sad virgins who spend their holidays behind a screen rather than going out. They tend to have cringy @s like "SaucySane" or "BuzzingHazard", they love to abuse youtubers like Bateson and Spencer and satisfy themselves by calling others "nonce". Having your mates spam the reply section with the letter "W" when you have actually lost a debate is a common theme. Football Twitter experts never go to games and rarely watch them on TV but they base their opinions on stats from livescore applications. They don't actually celebrate their team's goals with their mates/family in real life and would rather tweet "KANEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" when their team scores a vital goal. A big section of those accounts love to harass women by calling them slag and mock people for how they look whilst hiding behind a footballer's avi. In conclusion, they think being sexist, racist and controversial is edgy and cool.
What did you do in the weekend mate?

Football Twitter account: Lmaoo I rustled Rebekah Vardy alongside my football Twitter gang and called her a slag, Big W for me
by hahaguesswhattt May 24, 2019
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American Football

Nerds worst enemy mostly beacause it is a very high contact sport and they are afraid to get hurt.
Also the greatest sport in the world.
by Mr.Whitaker69 December 21, 2008
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Football Casual

Casuals are people who copy 80's Football hooligans.They are Generly Sad low lifes who spend there benefits on expensive clothes.They are Basically Chavs But Wont admit it.The real football holigans died out in the early 2000's .Nowadays its teenagers who join 'youth Crews' who watch films such as greenstreet and they think there big.
Dezza:Or chris i got my new stone island jacket from my benefits.
Chris:esay ur looking smart Dazza!
Dezza:u comin to ur meet

Chris:yeah 40v40 (more like 4v4)
Dezza:yeh mate im a prpa football casual im tidy
by Lamp seat toilet November 5, 2010
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College Football

Form of football. Very exciting with diehard fans and intence rivalries, But all in all, inferior to the NFL. Because for one: NFL players are improved college players, college players are college players. And #2: only about 30 teams in College Football are Decent, while the other 80 are crap.

Anyway, it's still a very good league to watch
Go Trojans! College Football Champions 2003 and 2004!
by Spikesy July 9, 2006
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TA football

Pathetic, in each and every known way. Seriously. Each and every one of them. God they suck.
(football player) "TA FOOTBALL, YEAAAAA!!!!!"
(me) "You suck, dumbass."
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Football Flip

When the big offensive linebacker flips his opponent over his shoulder with one hand. The opponent lands face first on the ground.
As Andrew ran towards the end zone, Steve tried to stand in his way. Andrew just grinned, crouched down, and flipped Steve over his shoulder with one massive hand. Steve landed face-first on the field and got a mouthful of dirt.
"Yeah!" Andrew yelled, spiking the ball in the end zone. "Hope you liked the Football Flip Steve!"
by Commander Stan July 8, 2006
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soccer (football)

90 minutes of waiting for something exciting to happen.
I watched soccer (football) today. That's an hour and a half I'll never get back.
by rugbykiltman June 21, 2014
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