Polishing the floor board

Eating a shaved pussy

what you doing tonight?

Polishing the floor board.

your what?

I eating her shaved pussy.

by Shmegan2012 April 18, 2010

Wisconsin Floor Buffer

The act in which a man poops on a hardwood floor, and a woman sits in his poop. He then sticks his penis in the woman's mouth and runs around in circles like a floor buffer.

Dude, I Wisconsin Floor Buffered this girl last night.
No way man, was the floor all shiny after it?

by The George McLovin October 18, 2008

SUMMIT...8th floor , 6th floor, and their groupies

Summit...a dorm hall for the elite group of West Virginia University Students. When we say elite, we mean the most raging acholics and pot heads in morgantown. We even have groupies from other floors and dorms that could only wish they were lucky enough to live on the 8th or 6th floor. Classes never get in the way of our extracurricular activies AKA partyin. The 8th floor girls have formed their own sorority on campus called TTK (Tappa Tappa Kegga). We roll deep and take over Shooters everytime we go out. We know every bar owner, shot girl, bartenders and bouncer working in Morgantown. Everyother girl works at one of Motown's bars. Bedtime is when the sun comes up and waking up to the sunset is a normal day.

ONE LOVE

" I dont remember but i think we had fun!"

Bianca: KT if you are my best friend roll down the life science hill with me (as its raining and it all covered in mudddd!)
Katie: OOOKAY!


Mary: Katie do you remember last night?
Katie: No, but did it look like i was having fun?
Mary: YES


Cory: I'll Choke a BITCH

girls theme song: I am gonna hate myself in the morning but i am gonna love you tonight

Cory: (as a car runs in the back of his car in the Mickey Dee's drive thru and cory gets out...) ITS OOOOOOOOKAY i am way tooo drunk to be driving i will not call the cops! (hair flip)

Shannon: give me my gatorade or i will kill you (a daily bitch when waking up)

by Bankaa and KT plus T-ROC March 2, 2005

mop the floor

After a girl has given a guy a bulimic job, she then eats up the throw-up she just regurgitated off of his genitals. Bulimic job and mop the floor can continue for several rounds.

Christina: oh my god, I love being bulimic.
Josh: That's wonderful baby, now can you mop the floor?

by Thrice001 April 10, 2008

dance floor

golfer slang meaning the green.

We'll finish this on the dance floor.

by iknowgolf April 28, 2006

flooracotomy

An emergency thoracotomy performed on a patient on a hospital floor, as opposed to in the trauma bay. Performed almost exclusively at Jamaica Hospital in Queens, New York. The procedure has essentially no indication, except perhaps the case where an admitted patient gets shot on the wards, which may in fact happen at Jamaica. An optional technique is to enlist the patient's roommate as first assistant.

Dude, on rounds last night that gomer in 301B was pulseless, so we had to perform a flooracotomy. Does anyone have any extra meal tickets?

by Horst Depp October 18, 2009

Floorsomeness

Casually lying on the floor feeling awesome and comfy at the same time whilst not giving a care in the world

Jordan: 'I'm Lying On The Floor'

Bethanie: 'Yeah This Carpet's Comfy'

Jordan: 'FLOORSOMENESS!!'

by XenonLazers September 11, 2012