pineapple express

when you dont cut your toenails for a year then while having sex shove them up your girlfriends asshole

man, that pineapple express hurt alot, i have rectal bleeding

by COR3YCOLTMAN January 31, 2009

the mess express

When ejaculation is held in for the maximum release of week old cum into the belly of your child.

Alice came home from kindergarden and recieved the mess express.

by Ronald Jones July 12, 2003

Expresso depresso

When your depressed but very open about it. Usually, people who are “expresso depresso” are probably faking it for attention. Or they are trying to get help.

Girl: I’m depressed!
Boy: No, you’re expresso depresso

by Slang.com773 April 5, 2020

self expression

You've got to be kidding.
This is stupid.
There's nothing urban about this thing.

See above

by same genius in Athens Georgia September 10, 2003

Metamorphic Expression

We are a newly brought up band from Rio Rancho, New Mexico that consist of four mid-high students with a dream to carry on the powerful sence of timelesness and expansiveness Linkin Park has given us. We have only written a few songs but are off to a good start of achieving our long time goal that we all share to make epic songs of great listening vibes.

"So, uh, you were telling me you started up a band right?"
"You would be correct"
"Go on"
"We even have a website and all"
"Huh, no kidding"
"It's at; WWW.freewebs.com/metamorphicexpression.com.

by lemmix October 18, 2004

Irish Expresso

Intercourse via the anus, committed by a large Irish man with an Italian man of smaller physical stature.

{espresso, past participle of esprimere, to press out, from Latin exprimere : ex-, ex- + premere, to press; see per-4 in Indo-European roots.}

Hobs licked Sean's backside while Matt gave him an
Irish Expresso .

by e5051 July 20, 2008

expresso

A strong, dark, caffinated drink for people on the go. Drank in small amounts. Small variation from the espresso. An amalgamation of the words 'express' and 'espresso'.

I don't have time to enjoy a coffee, so I'll have to have an expresso.

by Jin Guan Hoi To March 7, 2014