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Ethan

He is annoying. Nobody likes him. He has a microscopic peen. He is a clout chaser, man hoe. He is so annoying an nobody likes him.
Danggg. Ethan is so damn annoying
by Ethan Suxxxx May 16, 2019
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Ethan

Normally a sexy god. This name is normally held by “thot” slayers with more then atleast a 100 foot penis. The holder of this great name is most likely able to move girls lungs around with his penis. He is normally abusive twards women and exotic animal.
Girl: OWWWW STOP IT HURTS SO BAD
Ethan: SHUTUP ~hits girl with aluminum baseball bat~
by Ajakalal March 25, 2019
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Ethan

A ugly boy who wants attention
Hey did you see that kid ethan
yea he wants a attention.
by Tenzinbaby May 22, 2019
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Ethan

Ethan. Ethan is one of the best people you know. He is so pure and loving. He has an impeccable sense of humor and never fails to make you laugh, even if he doesn’t laugh much. It isn’t hard to become friends with him, but he is shy and quiet. He’s only talkitive if you’re very close, and he only keeps a few people close. He’ll do practically anything for the ones he loves. He often thinks poorly of himself, but he’s absolutely perfect. It’s very easy to get lost in his eyes. Seeing his smile makes hard times easier. His voice is the best sound in the world. Just seeing him makes you feel like nothing else matters. Not to mention, he’s probably the cutest guy at your school. A lot of girls like him but he stays dedicated to one. A lot of people also think he’s gay, even after he does find a girlfriend. He always stays out of drama and anything related and minds his own business. There’s so much more to Ethan, but there’s no correct way to put feelings into words.
Ethan
by YeetSleepRepeat January 1, 2019
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Ethan

The sexiest, fastest, and best guy to be around. He's well built with a good moral and the best guy to cuddle and to have sex with.
Ethan...ohhh that hottie yeah he's the sexiest man to live on the Earth.
by Dash.J April 10, 2019
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Ethan

An addict to the strip club, girls with ginger hair and the urban dict
Yo he is such an Ethan
by Female jacculant sex bot December 7, 2019
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ethan

ethan is a weird funny but can be a chav. he may be annoying at first but can grow to be ur favourite person ever
guy1: i h8 Ethan he's so annoying

Oscar: stfu before I knock ya teeth in he's a good m8
by mc muffin 11 November 3, 2018
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