convection erection

Pulling a turkey out of the oven and fucking it

Yeah i was at my family’s thanksgiving and got a huge convection erection thinking about last year but with grandma having passed only yesterday i quickly got soft.

by ZynFlynn69 August 23, 2023

Organic Erection

An erection which a man experiences from intrusive gay or other unwanted thoughts which they can’t stop. When they have this kind of erection they don’t feel any romantic or sexual attraction.

I need help, I’m experiencing gay thoughts that i have no interest in and it’s giving me an organic erection.

by AndrewTheOne September 24, 2023

Swedish erection

A swedish erection is when a guy cant assemble a full erection. Generally he just holds the base really tight to give enough ridgidity for penetration. As with ikea furniture sure you can assemble a coffee table but its not strong enough to put a coffee cup on.

I met this hot prostitute but when we went back to my room all i had was a swedish erection

by Ausandy October 20, 2023

Goobernatorial election

What an enlightened centrist calls a gubernatorial election.

Jake: "Did you hear about the recent gubernatorial election results?"
Nathan: "You mean goobernatorial election, right?"
Jake: "Bruh."

by Devourer of Cheese November 6, 2023

Projection Erection

when trump aka Casino Mobster gets aroused after projecting his shortcomings on perceived enemies

in a recent, word-salad Projection Erection speech outside the courthouse, Tubby claimed Letitia James and Biden conspired against him using White House visitor logs. as The Former Guy gets a boner every time he makes a confession-accusation, it obviously means donald committed felonies with visitors to his mobbed-up white house

by Uncle Joosie January 12, 2024

flat election

A real Election where nobody cares who wins because all of the possible candidates are just as depressing and uninteresting as the others. I.A. We don't care who wins...you all suck, i'd rather take a nap.

I didn't even bother to vote, it's a flat election. Wake me up when it's over.

by SpdRscL November 14, 2023

tiktok election

This is the tiktok election - powers of the social media platform are going to ride our first woman into The White House in 2024.

Everyone began working the tiktok election once the candidates were switched.

by jmacofearth August 14, 2024