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Ethan

Ethan is really cool sporty and attractive.
He likes to keep his secrets secret but when you know him well he comes across as a funny, entertaining human. Ethans are usually kind caring and loveable. He hangs out with funny people which develops his personality. He would stay up texting all night if it kept one of his friends happy.

What a lad he is...
Boy 1: Did you hear Ethan's joke Earlier?
Boy 2:Yeah, it was so funny I nearly wet myself...
by BADMAN TING ILY ETHAN November 5, 2019
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ethans has a small pp! he will never be able to get tho goods unless hes gay =)
person 1: who has the smallest pp?

Person 2: oh yah ethan
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Makes memes on Paint, has mild retardation, and can't stop talking about his lactose intolerance/shitting everywhere.
Enjoys coffee and milk (sadly). He probably knows more about cars then you.
Look at dat boi, Ethan go SKRRRRRRRRRR SKRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR on da haters.
by Emaster304 November 6, 2020
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A common name usually given to white males with dark brown hair, Massive testicles, a beautifully smooth, and thick cock. As a teen He will usually be found in your Girlfriends, or teenage daughters bedroom, and sometimes he will wrestle your girlfriend or daughter on the kitchen table naked...yes the one that you paid for and serve the food you worked hard to buy to feed your family. In other words he is a better version of you. He’s the alpha your the toddler
Girl 1: have you met the new kid Ethan???
Girl 2: omg yes I have. I also met his Big Thick Cock.
Girl 1: that’s why I asked, you weren’t the first or only one sis
by Alice Shannon February 24, 2021
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Mostly someones ex, a cishet white boy.
oh my god you're such an ethan
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He is a bird named Ethan.
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Ethan is a great guy with fantastic friends who seems innocent and kind but in reality has hundreds of women begging for his huge cock.
-"Wow that guy is great "
-"Careful he might be an Ethan"
by Accuratenames1 February 7, 2022
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