engineering

A major/field of study in college where there are no girls.

Engineering Boy: Hey, do you wanna come to our engineering party and solder electrical components while under the influence?

Normal Boy: Shut up you fucking loser, I'm going to a party where there are girls so I can laid...

by Young & Freedman October 4, 2005

Eugene

Eugene is most of the time a guys name but when givin to a woman it is a gift. Eugene is a smart, beautiful woman and anyone is lucky to meet her, she is caring, cool and very popular. Though many people she may act tough and cool but to a select few she is herself. She is caring, selfless, and almost too nuce for her own good. When bothered she will not care to lash out on you. She is beautiful and can charm anybody in a snap.

“Oh my goodness its Eugene!”

by Macaroni July 2, 2018

Thomas The Tank Engine

When a male with a boner runs into a female with her legs open and inserts the penis while running

Hey babe, wanna do the Thomas The Tank Engine?

by FuckMeSillyV2.69 September 21, 2019

Domestic Engineer

A fictional occupation.

A person who has no occupation other than housework, yet still wants to appear to be useful, may decide to refer to herself/himself as a "domestic engineer". Such people are also overheard referring to themselves as "professionals" etc.

However official the title "domestic engineer" may sound, there is no engineering involved, and there is no formal education required to obtain this title.

Actual Engineer: What is your occupation? Do you have a degree?
Domestic Engineer: I'm a domestic engineer, and I have an associate's degree in liberal arts.
Actual Engineer: So you're unemployed and you're not an engineer.
Domestic Engineer: <cough> uhmmm...

by arghargh August 3, 2011

Eugene

A sweetheart of a guy who can light up anyone's day with his jokes. Eugene may not be the most popular guy but is definitely the coolest. He's easy going, easy to talk to, funny, cute, incredibly fit, smart and wise beyond his years. He's a little shy but insanely outgoing around his friends. He can make anyone laugh, knows how to treat a girl right and is loves cuddling. He genuinely cares about everyone he loves and loves everyone. If you get to really know him you'll realize he's a deep, insecure and one of the most amazing friends you will ever make in your entire life.
A guy that can be the guy of your dreams. You would feel like he wouldn't notice you, but deep down hes probably thinking the same thing. He's the type of guy that once you get to know him, you are like best friends and after a while you are pretty much falling in love with him. He is an amazing kisser and knows where to touch a girl in all the right places. He is an amazing boyfriend and makes you feel like you are his only one. He's the one that you will have late convocations with on the phone until 3am. He will say alot of sweet things to you and make you smile every single day that you spend with him. A William is moody at times and he can get violent and agro, he also would do something that he would regret later. William is also a bit naughty, he will have dirty little conversations with you.

Eugene is such an amazing person

by p234 April 23, 2018

Systems Engineering

The worst possible engineering major

All systems engineering majors end up working for UPS or FedEx

by ed7878787 February 5, 2009

software engineer

A career option that seems like the road to riches until graduation, when realise that the job market has been supersaturated with fellow geeks for the past five years.

Also: for the above reason, a slang term for a male 20something worker in a fast food restaurant.

"Of course, with a masters degree in software engineering, it was either flipping burgers or the dole queue again on Monday morning."

by Doc January 28, 2004