band director

Fat guy with huge ass man tits who directs a band. Often wears Hawaiian Shirts because he is too fat for anything else. They were often queers in school, and no one liked them.

Dude, that band director makes Pamela Anderson's tits look tiny.

by RaawB July 12, 2007

directly proportional

immediately the relation of one thing to another in size degree or amount

girl: your smexxiness is directly proportional to the number of tatoos you have
boy: really??? i'm going to get another..
girl: heeeyyyy...

your level of hotness is directly proportional to how little clothing you have on...and how big your boots are

by nina & 'lissa March 25, 2007

Dick-Dector

A chemical mixture which detects the presence of invisible or really sneaky dicks (See "Dick-chameleon").

Usually used by spraying the substance over the location of the possible dick-chameleon infestation until it comes into view.
Mostly used by people owning a dick-chameleon wishing to masturbate while seeing their dick.

Keep away from small children!
It WAS tested on animals! (Chameleons...)

Joey couldn't find his invisible dick, so he couldn't fuck Laura efficiently.
So he sprayed some temporary Dick-Dector over his loins to search for it.
He found it...

by Ben May 3, 2005

direct

a term used for a woman that is very pleasing to the eye. a good looking woman with attractive features.

"Did you see that girl in black?"
"Ya man she was direct."

by dustin July 1, 2004

Directionator

A computerized device listing directions from one place to another. A generic term used to describe a GPS. Also use when a name brand of GPS is unknown.

Beverly and Erin asked for Jeni's address to put in their directionator to map out their trip.

by eppar August 13, 2010

One Direction

Five flaming homosexuals that have millions of girls fall in love when them everyday. If you join the fandom, it is nearly impossible to leave it. You are usually constantly talking about them once you're a directioner.

Me; I'm in love with One Direction.
Friend; I know, you never stop talking about them.

by Kayla Whoran November 14, 2012

direction

dying from an erection nbd;

An erection lasted so long he died . Did you go to Gordo's funeral? Yeah he died from a direction !

by baileeybarnacles December 17, 2010