pony dildo

A dildo with a mane on it, that looks similar to a horse's.
dildo my little pony mane

Ex. The fur on the My Little Pony pony dildo felt weird in my ass, but I secretly liked it.

by Carrots April 7, 2016

Pink dildo

Pink plastic meat stick

Did you know jack cave has a massive pink dildo up his arse at all the time

by DangerousNonce6 July 7, 2021

Dildo sucker

Someone who sucks dildos

Ugh he's/she's such a dildo sucker

by Hairy vagina face October 16, 2019

Canadian dildo

A hockey stick where either end is used as a dildo.

She keeps her hockey stick to use it as a canadian dildo.

by canadiangodofdildo August 30, 2013

Dildo Head

Someone who just walks around lookin like a ball sack

That Person is being a dildo head because she beat the meat out of your hampster

by Buttholejenkins December 8, 2018

Rusty Dildo

A great underground rock band with 17 listeners per month

Person 1: what are you listening to?
Person 2: rusty dildos! Wanna hear the song?
Song: *GRUNTS*

by I’m a human May 24, 2022

Archaic Dildo

A metal dildo used in the medieval times as a weapon and a tool

The old woman an Archaic Dildo to have fun

by Arcaic Dildo May 15, 2020