Dildo Head

Someone who just walks around lookin like a ball sack

That Person is being a dildo head because she beat the meat out of your hampster

by Buttholejenkins December 8, 2018

Rusty Dildo

A great underground rock band with 17 listeners per month

Person 1: what are you listening to?
Person 2: rusty dildos! Wanna hear the song?
Song: *GRUNTS*

by I’m a human May 24, 2022

Archaic Dildo

A metal dildo used in the medieval times as a weapon and a tool

The old woman an Archaic Dildo to have fun

by Arcaic Dildo May 15, 2020

dildo smoker

A gay murderer known for wearing a hockey mask and a blue hoodie

Here comes dildo smoker delirious to fuck some shit up

by Shur'tugral May 27, 2016

Dildo Baggins

A troll who lives in a cold cave surrounded by pussy of all shapes and sizes. He only comes out for sustenance and to empty his refuse bins.

Yo, I never see that kid anymore.

Yeah, he really turned into a Dildo Baggins after he got that VR Headset and all those cats.

by BigMike86 November 23, 2021

Murder Dildo

A Gun.

Person 1: Why's he carrying around that murder dildo inside a 7/11?
Person 2: He must be overcompensating for something.

by Marx's Beard April 1, 2021

Pink dildo

Pink plastic meat stick

Did you know jack cave has a massive pink dildo up his arse at all the time

by DangerousNonce6 July 7, 2021