dave and steve

The dynamic duo of douchebags. They both suck and everyone hates them. They can't get laid for their lives. If you are caught seen with them you are question about your sexuality.

Dave and Steve are total tools and everyone knows it. They can't live without each other.

by The Preacher of truth December 24, 2013

Doing a dave

When you miss the drop zone

Oh no! He’s missed the drop zone!

What? Again? Are you serious H?

Yep... afraid so. He’s done a dave.

Wow. Doing a dave again.

by CoolHand18 March 30, 2018

Struggling Dave

When you're trying to go number 2 but can't make it happen.

It was then that I realized that Nate wasn't coming back for a while---he had his own Struggling Dave to take care of.

by AllTimeLow2 August 16, 2017

Dangerous dave

A person that is the best at everything. Even activities that he hasn't heard, contemplated, or dreamed about.

"Oi Dave, who's the best at base jumping?"
"Dangerous Dave"
"Oi Dave, who's the best tsunami wave surfer?"
"Dangerous Dave"

by duckfucksuck February 14, 2009

The Dave Effect

The phenomenon that causes females to be repulsed by the mention of Dave. It is believed to be triggered by Dave's chronic knowitallism and overall weirdness. Other possible causes include a funny smell, a funny face, and a geeky demeanor.

"Hey Sarah, do you know Dave?"
"Ew, don't even say that name. It gives me the heebee jeebees."

by arnis March 15, 2005

dave mustaine

Former Metallica guitarist. Was kicked out after being a drunkard/punching James Hetfield/not swallowing with Lars. They used his ideas for virtually all of their first two albums. Which were probably the only good ones. He decided to form a band called Megadeth. He was once in Metallica...he mentions it in every interview. Megadeth were one of the Big Four of thrash, along with Slayer, Anthrax and Metallica who Dave was once in. Dave is famously ginger. Recently became an uberchristian, but is still an amazing guitarist with a huge ego and a chip on his shoulder because of what those people in Metallica did to him. Wears flannel shirts onstage and can play riffs nobody else can. He was also once in a band called Metallica. Most famous for 'Hangar 18', 'Tornado Of Souls', 'Symphony Of Destruction', 'In The Navy' and 'Mechanix', which Metallica stole for 'The Four Horsemen'. At one time, Mustaine was a member of Metallica though so it's fine.

I heard Dave Mustaine was in a band before Megadeth, after Panic. I think it was slayer. No...Pantera. No...who was it?

by adolf cockalorum June 13, 2008

Dangerous-dave

a persons who acts as if he is the smartest person in the world and treats other people like shit. also who invites themself to your house when you dont even like them.

Dave is acting like a dangerous dave with his big mole.

by Bob March 15, 2005