Dont Bite The Pickle

Dont Bite The Penis, while giving head or oral sex

Kris: Did you hear about Regina, man?
Mark: Yeah! She totally bit the pickle!
Kris: HEY REGINA!
Regina: Yeah, Kris?
Kris: DONT BITE THE PICKLE!

by PickleLover1998 March 19, 2013

dont fuck rock pussy with Glasscock

an idiom warning to be aware of ones vulnerabilities and limitations and to avoid self-sabotaging situations. The idiom draws inspiration from 'dont throw bricks in a glass house' and Jack Glasscock-- a 20th century American baseball player who himself coined the phrase 'Charley Horse'.

You're literally the most socially anxious person I know, I dont know why you keep doing these speed-dating events. You know what they say, Dont fuck rock pussy with Glasscock.

by Minty7 February 9, 2024

Dont be a Weizul

Dont be a lil greedhole or Get The Shoulder

Dont be a Weizul
A response to when someone is being an asshole online

Guy 1: man, this guy is an asshole

Guy 2: then tell him "don't be a weizul".

by red maste 343 December 31, 2022

DumpDive Dont's

dumpster diving is only reccomended when one can not see the bottom, the depth of seen trash would lead one to believe the skull will not immediately hit metal, and when the forecast is not rainy, wet, or hailing;. and when accompanied by an adult over the age of 16. And not black.

Was contemplating hitting up the alley behind Target but then I recalled the DumpDive Dont's

by anonymous December 9, 2022

[Insert politician I dont like here]

A massive deuchebag. Nobody likes them.

1: Insert politician I dont like here is a fucking retard.
2: Agreed.

by SlimyKlerburt December 5, 2020

I dont have time to explain why I dont have time to explain

A way for the writers of destiny to ignore potholes

Writers: Dominus Gaul is capable of forcing the light out of the traveler!

D2 players: Then why doesnt he?

Writers: I dont have time to explain why I dont have time to explain

by StardustArcader June 7, 2020

i dont speak broke

i dont speak broke dose mean that the person that says that is to rish to be possibel to speak whit you.

hey kid talk with me. im sorry i dont speak broke.

by happykokobeng February 10, 2019