Whatever Sinks Your Dink

a spicy alternative to whatever floats your boat

person 1: you should run over that limp squirrel

person 2:NO, you penis I'll run over the downy woodpecker

person 3: whatever sinks your dink!

by yona420 November 15, 2020

dink ink

The same meaning as "tramp stamp" but for dudes with no imagination.

"Yo, you check out Ryan's new dink ink?"
"Of course, but the guys dumb. Who else still gets tribal tattoos?"

by ErkTehJerk June 04, 2014

Dinke

A small version of the male organ "penis"

person 1: Wow you got a small dick
person 2: No i don't!
Person 3: Nah he just a lil' dinke boi

by Thatniggacrazy October 05, 2017

Dink Muscle

A way of describing a person who acts in such a way of inconsistencies compared to others.

Boy oh boy, Billy is acting like a dink muscle today. Look at him barge through the line to load up on seconds.

by GMA-4-Me December 28, 2018

guntzle dink

A true fucking moron,someone who does and says stupid things constantly

Why would you tell her that .. Good luck getting laid tonight you guntzle dink!

by Captn poop dick August 29, 2017

dink his donger

When you take your pinky finger and stroke his penis until he finishes.

I went over and he wanted me to dink his donger

by hahehehehehe February 12, 2018

winkle dink

a guy, in a smoke shop in ohio!

that guy over there is a real winkle dink

by jj1369 February 14, 2025