Crush-hoed 

When you get a crush after a short time of being with someone. And it makes you feel as if you are a hoe.

:(
It's not very pleasant your heart is broken but you get feelings for someone like they are putting it back together to fast.....

I felt like a crush-hoe because I just broke up with Micheal and now for some weird reason Brandon makes me feel better....

I crush-hoed and now I feel like I'm moving to fast... :(

Crush-hoed by WeridGirl101 July 21, 2016

Crush The Mother Box 

The act of keeping women out of coddling positions of authority in a mans life so they do not live as weak soy boys.

Bro, my girlfriend tried to make me wear a maroon sweater vest so i had to crush the mother box and burn it.

Crush The Mother Box by _Gooser_ November 24, 2022

crush job

The act of crushing a man's testicles to give yourself or the recipient immense sexual pleasure. Nutcrackers and cymbals may also be used if the "CJer" cannot execute the technique properly. WARNING!!! One can be involuntarily crushed by having sexual intercourse with a woman weighing over five hundred pounds.

Come on honey, please give me a crush-job. I bought you a special pair of cymbals...

Dude, don't have sex with that porker... she might accidentally crush job you.

crush job by Jeremey Dawson May 19, 2008

crush it, crush 

To fuck someone enthusiasticly

If I had the chance i would just crush J-LO.
J-LO, I just want you to know i would love to crush it.

crush it, crush by junkies fan, bowie, md July 2, 2003

Crush It 

To have a bowel movement.

Dude, I wouldn't go in there; I just crushed it pretty badly.

Crush It by Chris Payne April 2, 2005

Crush_PWNZ 

An IRC nick used by possibly the most intelligent, creative and funny human beings in existence.

Idiots think they can steal his ideas.

Quotes:

"It is our duty to think god out of existence, it is our duty to insult him, fuck you god!"

"Fuck that laiferd guy is ugly"

"You can't polish a turd"

Crush_PWNZ by Crush_PWNZ December 30, 2004

crush city 

1. (n.) anything that is truly extraordinary in a HUGE or IMPRESSIVE way.

2. (proper n.) a pseudonym used in place of a given establishment's actual name. Said establishment must display qualities that are large, expensive, and fun.

1. Your new gold laced, diamond encrusted black hoodie is crush city.

2. (while entering the Belagio) Whoa, this place is crush city! OR Welcome to Crush City, gentlemen.

crush city by ayemcee November 19, 2007