Gram Cracker

A person who is like a crack head with weed. i.e. would short you a gram of weed when selling a bag.

Man, that gram cracker sold me a 2.5 gram eighth!

by n0raj September 6, 2015

Tijuana toilet cracker

When you eat to much cheap Mexican food and you take a dump so explosive and massive you would swear you blew up the toilet

I ate so much taco bell last night and ended up with a dump so great i ended up with a Tijuana toilet cracker

by Thorgrim 1965 July 5, 2017

cracker lover

Mary Elizabeth Collins.

hata': damn, yo, dat mary iz a such a crackalova
me: true dat, but she ma numba wun ho

by Doctah Drey April 6, 2005

Cracker Dog

When someone goes crazy, braking stuff and cursing. Very pissed off, flipped put.

Tyron fround Laquida in bed with Leroy and went totally cracker dog.

by Captain Slappy August 2, 2008

Cracker-Sexual

An African American male who finds overweight white women sexually desirable.

"Yo did to see tyrone? No man, you know that kids a Cracker-Sexual, hes probably slammin some fatty again"

by KindSir August 14, 2008

cheese crackers

The best biscuits u could ever find. advertised by ali salvemini and emma kameniar

Its a cracker...with cheese!

by Never you mind July 26, 2003

vagina crackers

old, crusty, vagina; usually that of a grandmothers; crustyness in the vaginal area

well your mom has vagina crackers, I saw them when i did her

by penismen April 3, 2010