The act of placing blame or shame on someone who has tested positive for Covid, implying they weren’t safe enough or didn’t take proper precautions. Causing a person to feel guilty for unknowingly exposing others.
Covid-Shaming = Shame on them for getting Covid! Because of their stupidity and selfishness, I have to quarantine!
by Jaimyturnbull January 2, 2021

by iamanthonydean June 16, 2020

a person who gets so bored of lockdown that they begin to simp for a particular person whilst exclaiming they are in a hoe phase.
by genzzzzzzz April 12, 2020

When someone at work wants some time off and fakes symptoms of COVID (temp, cough, congestion) in order to get extended days off. Usually done around holidays or other days off. Remarkably when they person tests negative and has to return to work they have symptoms for the first hour of work; then forget to fake it later and sound perfectly fine later in the shift.
by Nature nerd January 5, 2021

The person you hang out with frequently during the pandemic. If either one of you gets covid, the other one will definitely get it as well.
Person 1: 'Wanna share a cigarette?'
Person 2: 'No way man, that's not Corona-proof at all!'
Person 1: 'Whatever, you're my covid-bitch anyway.'
Person 2: 'And you're mine.'
Person 2: 'No way man, that's not Corona-proof at all!'
Person 1: 'Whatever, you're my covid-bitch anyway.'
Person 2: 'And you're mine.'
by TraumaTranny October 24, 2020

Went for a covid test and they gave me a blanket, and told to go in the back and fart under it. I was so nervous till I tasted my shit. I was so relieved I didn't have the virus
by CandyFrank October 28, 2021

"I just got diagnosed with covid-25, not sure why they had to stick something up my nose to find that out.
by Namelessyeti April 16, 2020
