A dock measuring contest is a quantitative comparison of value between two individuals, entities, or nations. This value is typically a measure of physical, mental, or financial strength that would suggest a greater quality of life. A large dock has room for more boats and makes for a less hazardous walkway for passengers while boarding and deboarding.
Entomology Originated from the informal expression "dick measuring contest" and adopted by politicians, athletes, and business professionals.
Entomology Originated from the informal expression "dick measuring contest" and adopted by politicians, athletes, and business professionals.
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Down in the desert, where the coyotes howl and the ladies thighs shake, like they have two tickets to the ol' snake convention.
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What seems to be another retarded and unoriginal gimmick account that repost shit to twitter on the outside, but on the inside the most heinous and crazy fucking drama happened in the discord server which was filled with mentally ill and unfunny teens the server only lasted for a year until the mods became fucking lazy and decided to delete it. The first account got mass reported and deleted which caused a stir in late 2020, but they made a second one and its still going on to this day somehow.
Guy 1: Yo dude have you heard that Out of Context Everything got permanently banned on Twitter
Guy 2: Oh! That copy and paste gimmick account.
Guy 2: Oh! That copy and paste gimmick account.
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"Dude, you were in there for a really long time!"
"Yeah man, I was taking a massive shit."
"Bro, you've got some serious concentration marks. Look at your elbows!"
"Yeah man, I was taking a massive shit."
"Bro, you've got some serious concentration marks. Look at your elbows!"
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I went to Stacy's party, but left early because there was more sausage there than a dachshund convention!
by Senator Sexy September 29, 2007
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Matt:I'm sorry i didn't mean to spill beer all down your top!
Rachel:You must be the king of the fucktard contest *storms off*
Rachel:You must be the king of the fucktard contest *storms off*
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