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dock measuring contest

A dock measuring contest is a quantitative comparison of value between two individuals, entities, or nations. This value is typically a measure of physical, mental, or financial strength that would suggest a greater quality of life. A large dock has room for more boats and makes for a less hazardous walkway for passengers while boarding and deboarding.

Entomology Originated from the informal expression "dick measuring contest" and adopted by politicians, athletes, and business professionals.
The Olympics is the most celebrated dock measuring contest on the planet.
by Happy10101101 February 11, 2021
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The ol' snake convention

A standing 69, when the male is in a handstand with a maraca handle in his butt, imitating a rattlesnake. Simultaneously, with a caprisun/juice box in her mouth squeezing the juices out on the male as if it were venom, simultaneously, as she climaxes.
Down in the desert, where the coyotes howl and the ladies thighs shake, like they have two tickets to the ol' snake convention.
by EmpireYikesBack March 28, 2022
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Out of Context Everything

What seems to be another retarded and unoriginal gimmick account that repost shit to twitter on the outside, but on the inside the most heinous and crazy fucking drama happened in the discord server which was filled with mentally ill and unfunny teens the server only lasted for a year until the mods became fucking lazy and decided to delete it. The first account got mass reported and deleted which caused a stir in late 2020, but they made a second one and its still going on to this day somehow.
Guy 1: Yo dude have you heard that Out of Context Everything got permanently banned on Twitter
Guy 2: Oh! That copy and paste gimmick account.
by HardtimeSpazzy May 13, 2022
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rape with consent

When someone rules up ina white ran, kidnaps you, sticks their Willy into your vajayjay, without your permission but you like their Willy in your vajayjay
Please don't stop this is rape with consent
by Elit3333333 February 3, 2023
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Concentration marks

The red marks you get on your elbows/forearms from resting your arms on your knees after having spent a long time on the toilet.
"Dude, you were in there for a really long time!"

"Yeah man, I was taking a massive shit."

"Bro, you've got some serious concentration marks. Look at your elbows!"
by Ruffa October 12, 2013
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dachshund convention

A way to describe a party, club, or other get-together as being populated by a vast majority of males. In other words, a sausage fest or brodeo.
I went to Stacy's party, but left early because there was more sausage there than a dachshund convention!
by Senator Sexy September 29, 2007
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fucktard contest

A fucktard contest is usually between a bunch of mucho males to prove who will go to the futhest lengths to humiliate themselves usually whilst drunk!
Matt:I'm sorry i didn't mean to spill beer all down your top!
Rachel:You must be the king of the fucktard contest *storms off*
by Beth_pwned_the_rock_show May 25, 2007
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