A really awesome guy! Really funny, plays guitar, sings, and plays football. Not very good at multitasking. Loves the color blue. Coleton is someone who should hurry up and ask me to homecoming!! :)
Person 1: wouldn't it be so awesome if Coleton sang and played guitar for me when he asked me to homecoming? Jus sayin.
Person 2: yes that would be so awesome
Person 2: yes that would be so awesome
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A little boy who always complains and cries while spending daddy's money on 2k. Also fakes injuries like walking on to the field and hurting themselves to play Xbox. Is non athletic and very weak.
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Can also be called: explosive diarrhea
The telltale sign of an impending colonic is a spur of the moment sensation that you are going to uncontrollably piss out of your ass into your pants.
You will know someone has these symptoms when you observe them making a mad dash for the bathroom, while trying to take down their pants.
WARNING: the side effects of a colonic are as follows (most severe first): Burning asshole (can last for 24 hours), wet ass cheeks (can make your boxers wet if you don’t wipe well), and shaky/weak legs (caused by the stress and pain of colonic).
Can also be called: explosive diarrhea
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Gay dude 2: "It's not his fault, he used to go out with Big Joe. He should've known there'd be colonsequences."
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