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College Party Guru

The College Party Guru is the king of college partying. He knows all the drinkings games that will mess you fast and is the best dressed at every theme party. If you are the most knowledgeable, the Guru, at partying in college then this is you!
Look at the College Party Guru doing a keg stand.
by KingCPG November 12, 2011
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billy collett

Cool ass s.o.b that give zero fucks 👌🏼
by Give zero fucks February 17, 2017
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Reigate College

A beautiful community where chavvy rich white kids care more about decreasing their life expectancy by 30 years in the smoking area than their education. This is where tories in north face jackets come together and complain about poor people on benefits. Diversity at Reigate College is banned, and if you’re caught being black you will be sent home.
by Sad to say November 15, 2020
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Grinnell College

A small, highly-ranked, liberal-arts college in Grinnell Iowa, known for attracting quirky students. In the top 10 colleges in the country for students pursuing their PhDs, Grinnell students are practically geniuses.
Your son goes to Grinnell College? TELL ME YOUR SECRET!
by Brocelona9 August 5, 2012
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Hampden-Sydney College

"Men who are going places start at Hampden Sydney".
HSC is not for everybody. People who don't go are turned off by the abundance of money, girls, guns, and alcohol. That person has since come out of the closet after realizing HSC is not for him. Although it is easy to get in, it is hard to stay. Boasting the toughest Honor Code that even VMI idolizes. HSC is the last vestige of the "southern-gentleman" and is epitomized through bow-ties, polos, and Southern Comfort bourbon. Maxim magazine rates it the #1 school to get laid and they could not have been any more right. On the weekends this quaint little all boys school turns into an animal house style country club filled with guns, sex, alcohol, and more alcohol. Nearly becoming coed in the late 90's the Hampden sydney men came to their senses and realized that,"they don't need girls they are doing just fine with yours."
HSC man 1-"hey man we need some girls for the party"
HSC man 2-"no prob let me call up the UVA, VT, Randolph Macon, Sweet Briar, Longwood, and Hollins girls. I'm sure they would be more than happy to come"
by UVA alum '89 November 9, 2004
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Connecticut College

Connecticut College is an elite liberal arts school located in New London, CT, similar to Colby, Bates, Trinity and other NESCAC schools. Conn is generally known for its interdisciplinary studies (a.k.a. do whatever the hell you want), drama and dance, strong international program, and terrific professors. Not many people outside of the Northeast have heard of it, though it's often considered a safety for those that don't get into Ivy League schools. Despite that stigma, it's still better than most state schools, and has excellent academics.

Conn used to be ranked in the top 25 LACs during the early 2000s, however, the school has dropped off due to a presidential transition as well as a lackluster endowment (only been around since 1911 / used to be a women's college and women don't give money).

Recently the school has been on a $200 million fundraising campaign in order to beef its endowment and attract more applicants. Its acceptance rate hovers around 30%, making it one of the most selective schools in the country.

The social life is a harmonious synthesis of bros, artsy liberals, and stoners, though most people are pretty serious about academics. Nearly everyone is white, and almost half of the kids come from exclusive prep schools (Choate, Deerfield, MICDS). The girls are also pretty hot.

Not a bad place to be.
Asshole: So where are you going to school?
Conn College Student: Connecticut College.
Asshole: Cool! Go Huskies!
Conn College Student: Fuck you.

Non-asshole: So where are you going to school?
Conn College Student: Connecticut College.
Non-asshole: Word.
Conn College student: Word.
by fuckharvard March 31, 2011
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college

A place to go where you can hear useless people pontificate on worthless topics. Seriously, all professors went into academia because the real world frightens them. If they actually had to go to a job that helped people or produced a viable product, well, that would just be hard work. I personally think that all professors ought to be replaced with talking sock monkeys.
Fred became a professor at a college because he was too much of an idiot to get a real job.
by alfkowitz December 23, 2007
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