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A beautiful community where chavvy rich white kids care more about decreasing their life expectancy by 30 years in the smoking area than their education. This is where tories in north face jackets come together and complain about poor people on benefits. Diversity at Reigate College is banned, and if you’re caught being black you will be sent home.
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HSC is not for everybody. People who don't go are turned off by the abundance of money, girls, guns, and alcohol. That person has since come out of the closet after realizing HSC is not for him. Although it is easy to get in, it is hard to stay. Boasting the toughest Honor Code that even VMI idolizes. HSC is the last vestige of the "southern-gentleman" and is epitomized through bow-ties, polos, and Southern Comfort bourbon. Maxim magazine rates it the #1 school to get laid and they could not have been any more right. On the weekends this quaint little all boys school turns into an animal house style country club filled with guns, sex, alcohol, and more alcohol. Nearly becoming coed in the late 90's the Hampden sydney men came to their senses and realized that,"they don't need girls they are doing just fine with yours."
HSC is not for everybody. People who don't go are turned off by the abundance of money, girls, guns, and alcohol. That person has since come out of the closet after realizing HSC is not for him. Although it is easy to get in, it is hard to stay. Boasting the toughest Honor Code that even VMI idolizes. HSC is the last vestige of the "southern-gentleman" and is epitomized through bow-ties, polos, and Southern Comfort bourbon. Maxim magazine rates it the #1 school to get laid and they could not have been any more right. On the weekends this quaint little all boys school turns into an animal house style country club filled with guns, sex, alcohol, and more alcohol. Nearly becoming coed in the late 90's the Hampden sydney men came to their senses and realized that,"they don't need girls they are doing just fine with yours."
HSC man 1-"hey man we need some girls for the party"
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HSC man 2-"no prob let me call up the UVA, VT, Randolph Macon, Sweet Briar, Longwood, and Hollins girls. I'm sure they would be more than happy to come"
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Conn used to be ranked in the top 25 LACs during the early 2000s, however, the school has dropped off due to a presidential transition as well as a lackluster endowment (only been around since 1911 / used to be a women's college and women don't give money).
Recently the school has been on a $200 million fundraising campaign in order to beef its endowment and attract more applicants. Its acceptance rate hovers around 30%, making it one of the most selective schools in the country.
The social life is a harmonious synthesis of bros, artsy liberals, and stoners, though most people are pretty serious about academics. Nearly everyone is white, and almost half of the kids come from exclusive prep schools (Choate, Deerfield, MICDS). The girls are also pretty hot.
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Conn used to be ranked in the top 25 LACs during the early 2000s, however, the school has dropped off due to a presidential transition as well as a lackluster endowment (only been around since 1911 / used to be a women's college and women don't give money).
Recently the school has been on a $200 million fundraising campaign in order to beef its endowment and attract more applicants. Its acceptance rate hovers around 30%, making it one of the most selective schools in the country.
The social life is a harmonious synthesis of bros, artsy liberals, and stoners, though most people are pretty serious about academics. Nearly everyone is white, and almost half of the kids come from exclusive prep schools (Choate, Deerfield, MICDS). The girls are also pretty hot.
Not a bad place to be.
Asshole: So where are you going to school?
Conn College Student: Connecticut College.
Asshole: Cool! Go Huskies!
Conn College Student: Fuck you.
Non-asshole: So where are you going to school?
Conn College Student: Connecticut College.
Non-asshole: Word.
Conn College student: Word.
Conn College Student: Connecticut College.
Asshole: Cool! Go Huskies!
Conn College Student: Fuck you.
Non-asshole: So where are you going to school?
Conn College Student: Connecticut College.
Non-asshole: Word.
Conn College student: Word.
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