cock block

The act of interfering with a friends plan to have sex.

Knowing that speedbag would be getting his going to Vegas blowjob the morning he was leaving, his good buddy thought it would be funny to cock block him and showed up at his house to pick him up 15 minutes early for the second year in a row.

by speedbag March 24, 2009

captain cock block

from cock block;
one who frequently cock blocks a person and/or couples

Bob: What the hell man! did't you see me trying to get at Ashley?

Jim: Haha yeah

Bob: You always do this!!

Jim: I know haha

Bob: Gee. Thanks Captain Cock Block

by that 1 chick February 11, 2010

cock block

to prevent a friend from hooking up with someone, maybe because she's too drunk or perhaps because he is supa busted. it could be the other way around too.

"Sweetie, I'm going to have to cock block here. Homie looks mad busted and I know you don't want to wake up in the morning thinking 'What The Fuck'."

by dopeLabber November 28, 2001

cockjockey

a term used for men who arent really gay but like taking it up the ass continually. either from an overbearing girlfriend or a bullying boss. has no self esteem or penis.

chico man, why'd you let that bitch talk to you like that? you a cockjockey man?

by shaft March 19, 2003

Cock Block Army (CBA)

One night when you and your'e friends go around and try to ruining the awkward public sex of two random people, usually in a car.

Jordan: Will you look at fucking that, the car over in the parking lot is rocking and all steamed up. Do you know what time it is?
Frank: Cock Block Army (CBA) time.

by bowser3 May 21, 2011

fockblock

Slamming body, but your face is so ulgy you cockblock yourself, your parents genetics combined created someone whois so ulgy in the face she cockblocks herself

that girls face is so busted she fockblocked herself!

by kevin sss June 29, 2006

cock block

A person, who is to a heterosexual man, non arousing. In other words, ugly.

"That chick is so ugly"
"Yea, she's a cock block"

by Chinja101 May 18, 2009