Amanda was so cockwashed by Jason’s big girthy thundercock that she offered to cook every meal for him so she could suck and fuck him multiple times a day.
by Jason’s Sugar Tits May 2, 2021
Get the Cockwashed mug.The wild Cocka-Puta or Cocka-Puto is a human who carelessly receives anal sex without first cleaning out his or her own ass. This compound word is derived from the Spanish word for "shit", caca - and puta or puto, a Spanish term for a promiscuous female or male. Also referenced is the designer dog breed name Cackapoo. The wild Cocka-Puta has a strange understanding of physics and human anatomy, or quite possibly a secret poop-sex fetish.
Man, that Cacka-Puta from last night wrecked my dick, couch cushions, and bedsheets.
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Currently there are no know hookup sites for Cocka-Putas and Cocka-Putos to enable each others issues instead of destroying every one else's lives...and linens without warning, but for fuck sake there should be.
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A "Cochisexual" is someone who listens to a goated rapper, also known as "Cochise". When you're a cochisexual, you dedicated your whole list of music and life to Cochise, and attend the "Republic Of Cochise" regularly.
"Hey, Who do you like?"
"Cochise."
"What do you mean by that?"
"I'm cochisexual. I love Cochise. His music slaps!"
"Cochise."
"What do you mean by that?"
"I'm cochisexual. I love Cochise. His music slaps!"
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Get the Cochisexual mug.A stoic expression that’s gaining wide acceptance and justified popularity. It’s used to express disbelief or surprise for an event that may have happened or a situation that one may have described to you that is quite unbelievable.
In a positive way… I won a scholarship to Stanford University for literature…Response from a friend… “Cocks Alive!”
Disbelief…I was joking and I was recently fired from my job for asking the customer if he wanted coffee, tea or me… Response from a friend… “Cocks Alive!”
Or things aren’t just going your way… you’re sitting in traffic for a good hour. You look at the time realizing that you’re supposed to be home and you say yourself…”Cocks Alive!”
Disbelief…I was joking and I was recently fired from my job for asking the customer if he wanted coffee, tea or me… Response from a friend… “Cocks Alive!”
Or things aren’t just going your way… you’re sitting in traffic for a good hour. You look at the time realizing that you’re supposed to be home and you say yourself…”Cocks Alive!”
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Get the Frail Cock Boaaay mug.1)cucumber is kind of faux cock
2) when in fact he’s going to plunge the faux-cock directly into the hole
2) when in fact he’s going to plunge the faux-cock directly into the hole
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Get the faux cock mug.The semen unloaded on a person after they have given the male "blue balls". Usually occurs several days after the "blue ball" incident, which allows the semen to simmer and become more of a yellow colored substance.
Man, my girl blue balled me the other day because she was on the rag, but then I unloaded my blueberry cocktail all over her face the next week.
by picklepatty November 13, 2011
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