Clout Chaser

Someone who feels the need to consistently post "trendy" things on their social media in an attempt to gain status and self-validation when, in reality, no one cares and just views them as desperate.

OMG did you see Jen's insta-story today? She's posted about hanging out with someone she doesn't even know and just signed up for a class on Navajo jewelry making. She's such a clout chaser I want to throw her cell phone into a vat of acid.

by brah nah nah nah July 26, 2022

Clout Burnt

When someone clout chases way too hard and is bound to get burnt out.

All he does is try to gain clout, he’s definitely going to be clout burnt.

by kaciem384 June 21, 2018

Clout

Not something you acquire, but merely something naturally gifted by the grace of god to the select few worthy enough

Pat used to have clout, now he neither possesses clout nor boonk-like qualities

by Boonkgangorgtfo October 31, 2017

Political Clout Chasing

Alexandria Occasionally Cortez’ entire career in summary.

I pretended to be a victim in front of the Supreme Court Building, I’m political clout chasing just like AOC

by GnoCrypto July 20, 2022

clout

“clout” is having a strong influence on other ni🅱️🅱️as. you got the power to set trends and make ni🅱️🅱️as do shxt just cuz u poppin.

ayo, you got hella ig followers, annnndddddd you get HELLA likes, you can alsoo dress hhheeellllaaaa nice. so ni🅱️🅱️a u got clout and ima worship u. ALL HAIL THE CLOUT LORD.....!!!!

by cloutgodveee February 6, 2018

Clout-tard

Someone who is a trend follower and is retarded. Therefore they only listen to the popular opinion and refuse to think outside of that.

(Bobby)Did you see James got on “X”? (Clout-tard) we don’t talk about James.

by uhurmom February 6, 2024

Meconium Clout Syndrome

When the sperm donor (father) of a moments-old newborn baby is far to preoccupied with posting photos and videos of himself and his exhausted, disheveled baby-mama to give a single visible shit about their newborn child, her welfare or the enormity of this moment in his life. Not infrequently he is making jokes about the birthing process and how he was like "no F-ing way" the whole time and how grossed out he was, "like you can't even believe the mess the birth process makes- so glad somebody's going to clean that up- like seriously, man!" Meconium Clout Syndrome has a very high mortality rate, almost always under very suspicious circumstances.

OB: Congratulations Mom and Dad!! She's a beautiful healthy baby girl and she's all yours!!!
Mom: She's beautiful!!! Aiden, look at your new daughter- she's perfect!
Father: staring into his phone Ok everybody, she just had the baby- like she was screaming and it was so gross- like an alien just squirted out of her- she's a total mess right now- let me get a shot of her pans phone towards mom who looks away and covers her face in embarrassment and exhaustion C'mon babe- smile for my followers!! Look over here! This is going to be the BEST video I've ever posted... This is going to be SO epic!!!
OB: looks at neonatologist} Textbook Meconium Clout Syndrome- a pretty serious case- I'm not sure this guy is going to survive once they get home...

by Asclepius Minora February 15, 2023