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clown dress

That loud, obnoxious and somewhat scary dress your least favorite aunt wears to the family brunch.
Aunt Lillian wore her clown dress again to brunch! What was she thinking?
by JD_Ripper April 7, 2023
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clown magic

When a total loser and fuck up does something well beyond his capability or natural talents. Usually a once in a lifetime feat that cannot be repeated or explained through science.
Bruce: "It's like when a scumbag geezer in a hoop-d gets away from a mustache sporting pig in a brand new cruiser, Thats clown magic."

Bruce: "Lets say TQ (Tall Queer) actually gets a girl. And lets say she has sex with him. Thats clown magic."
by reaperpunk666 January 11, 2009
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clown question

A inappropriate question, typically dripping with either intentional or moronic douchebaggery, and usually posed by an actual douchebag.

A clown question is best met with the following retort, coined by Bryce Harper of the Washington Nationals on June 13, 2012, in response to a clown question posed by a Toronto TV reporter: "That's a clown question, bro."
Toronto TV Reporter to Bryce Harper (a 19-year-old Major League Baseball rooking phenom whose Mormon religion forbids the drinking of alcohol and, moreover, whose age makes it illegal to drink in the United States): "You got a favorite beer?"

Bryce Harper: "I'm not answering that. That's a clown question, bro."
by speakonit December 17, 2012
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Clown Aborshun

A clown aborshun (abortion) is someone who is not funny. The term was created by Twitter beauty @sexpot_sharon is explained by her as "a lickel baby clown wi a clown mum an a clown dad an baby turn owt to be dull as fuck an not funny so they aborshund it"
by FatAlan June 29, 2011
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Clown in the Rain

Busting a nut on the face of a girl who is wearing a lot of makeup resulting in the running of this makeup down her face and neck.
"I heard John got a BJ from that girl with all the makeup and made her a clown in the rain"
by jac11221 May 5, 2008
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Clown Rape

Being raped by someone in a clown suit or a clown mask or raping someone wearing a clown suit or mask.
Did you see Little House On The Prairie the other night? It was a two part episode about clown rape!
by RobNYC May 29, 2008
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clown fucker

Someone, usually male and usually straight, who likes to have sex with drag queens(men in dresses)and only drag queens.
What's his type?

He's a clown fucker.

He only does drag queens!?!?!?
by UpTownAries March 7, 2003
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