christianally

To do something in the name of Jesus Christ.

I love you Christianally.

by Hellsprung May 26, 2017

Christian

A person who hates everyone and everything in the world. the only thing he loves is his PS3 and overwatch. Usually tall with brown hair. Has a group of five friends that he swears he likes but he hates them too. Christian will always make you laugh but make you cry too. This bitch will always get on your nerves. Overly obsessive about hygiene. Owns like every cleanser and face mask ever.

Her: Hi Christian can we talk its important?
Christian: no I'm playing overwatch with my uncle

by Gabushi April 18, 2018

christian diaz

ur typical white hispanic boy, who always feels the need to be RIGHT about everything! he's got sum nice shoes tho and can hop like a wabbit to pretty high places.

usually found with other Hispanics or small bearded Italian boy

cannot be tied down, must be free to wander

make sure u feed your christian fresh pineapples on the daily :)

** christian diaz runs on 20 oz cans of ice cold red bull **

oh thats such a christian diaz move!

by shembulock123 November 2, 2017

Christian "Flake" Lorenz

Flake is a keyboardist in german Neue Deutsche Härte band Rammstein.

Do you know that Christian "Flake" Lorenz is keyboardist?

by sssSomebody March 8, 2018

Christian Hay

1. Thinks he white.
2. Shorter than his younger brother.
3. Looks like a mushroom.
4. Straight brim man.
5. DISCLAIMER: DON'T TRUST.
6. Luckily, he WON'T steal your girl.
7. He likes to read.
8. Thinks he is a soccer player but booiiiii yeah right.
9. Looks like a nice piece of corn.
10. He's monotone and makes you wish he'd shut up.
11. Loves "competition"
12. Thinks he's smart but goes to that ONE college.
13. He will probably die alone (or with a mannequin)

Me: Hey so this one guy asked me out.
Friend: Oh who???
Me: Christan Hay.
Friend: Oh no. Girl avoid it that boy's a mess.
Christian Hay is a piece of burnt broccoli.

by Lyerrrrr July 4, 2018

chrisjif

Chrisjif, formerly known by his rap name yvng crack, is a high school teen that is found to be very kind and helpful even tho many find him annoying. He is also known to be ‘chamak’ and hangs out with his kind. Both sides are true to some extent. He goes by @chrisjif on his instagram

Sam: Is it a bird?
Tyler: Is it a plan?
Narrator: No, its-
chrisjif: CHRISJIF !

by chrisjif October 27, 2018

christian higgins

pee pee poo poo like boob very much

"chsrisan love boob"
"man he sure does"\
"christian higgins love boob"

by chiggins43 October 29, 2018