a chode is a penis that is defined by being thicker than it is long (like a tuna can) and can also be used as an offence.
(2people bithcing about bob)
barry: that bob stinks of BO
Tony: yeah! he's a rite chode!
beth: mary slept with matty and she said he had a chode lol!!
megan: OMG REALLY!!!i have 2 tell sum ppl!
barry: that bob stinks of BO
Tony: yeah! he's a rite chode!
beth: mary slept with matty and she said he had a chode lol!!
megan: OMG REALLY!!!i have 2 tell sum ppl!
by Callum Talbot December 1, 2007

Darius is a chode-like figure. He has patches of afro that look like chodes. He dances around while saying in a high toned voice "I am a chode". (really)
by Friend of Chode (Seriously, we can talk to chodes. May 17, 2003

by clintonius rex May 1, 2007

So I am defining this word again because 332 times just isn't enough. A chode is a dick wider than it is long. Chode is more commonly used as a term to describe people with chode-like qualities, or people who say chode-like things. Chodes are very easy to spot. The most obvious chode-like quality is wearing a hat slightly off center. If you ever happen to spot a chode then casually say "chode" with or without a cough, make sure they hear you otherwise the point is not made. There are definately a lot of chodes out there including Dave Dahmer, Jon Dewalt and Tony.
Ex. 1 "Hey Mike D. I haven't seen you at The Dairy lately, did that chode ban you from the store"
Ex. 2 "Bro, look at that guy with the off center hat, ((cough)) chode...."
Ex. 2 "Bro, look at that guy with the off center hat, ((cough)) chode...."
by The Bros October 17, 2004

by billy joel August 1, 2003

by chode inc. December 9, 2002

by fwuffy wuv July 5, 2003
