cheese turd

a pandering, odious dairy product of a person. A person you can only stand 1 to 2 servings of a day. Often accompanied by a blasphemous fruit. He schmeres himself like the fibrous poop that he is amongst any starchy company that he finds himself with. Unloved especially by the lactose intolerant.

Person 1: "that Jonah is such a cheese turd"
Person 2: "yeah, he should mancheGO"

by douchebop January 13, 2013

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cheese pasty

A build up of crud or other disgusting substance in and around a female's fanny flaps that, when pulled apart, looks like a cheese pasty.

"I was about to go down on Emma but she had a right oozing cheese pasty"

by Bleurrghh January 6, 2014

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Floating cheese

A prolonged conversation of no meaning undertaken exclusively by males under the influence of large quantities of alcohol. Nothing of any value is established through such intercourse the purpose of which is purely for the entertainment of those so engaged. Although utterly hilarious to those participating in a floating cheese conversation such talk invariably leaves sober bystanders and all females wholly perplexed.

The term comes from one such meaningless conversation in which the relative bouyancy of cheese was hotly debated for many hours.

The six old friends enjoyed an evening of strong ale and floating cheese.

by Lee Farmie October 6, 2004

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Hand Cheese

The remnants of masturbation. Generally includes semen, lotion, and other fun things.

"Geez, why won't this hand cheese come off?"

by onbusmis February 22, 2009

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monster cheese

slang for semen.

"That wasn't muenster cheese in your chili. It was my monster cheese."

by p_time February 3, 2009

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Deebie Cheebie

The Double Cheeseburger from McDonalds. The double cheeseburger was a supreme dollar menu item one day, until McDons got too jew and made the McDouble with one less slice of cheese for the same price.

The origination of the nick name for the double cheeseburger is unknown and we all strive to find the birth of its legacy.

Everytime i drink excessively and rage, nothing says it more than "its totally worth a DUI for a Deebie Cheebie"

by ArDoughLeanOh February 20, 2015

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