Mary Ward Catholic secondary school

filled with asian's i think i has the only latina breathing in that school. teachers r shit and so are the other 05's

person: ewww smells like shit
me: thats Mary Ward catholic secondary school

by salamipooh November 12, 2023

I’m a Catholic

That is a thing you said. I actually listen to people.

Hym “I’m a fan. I watch your show all the time. You said “I’m a Catholic” sooo.... Go. Do Catholicism. 👉😾 Do it. Do the book and do it right.”

by Hym Iam November 4, 2022

buzzard catholic

One who only goes to Mass when someone dies.

As I get older and friends pass away I've become a buzzard catholic

by hippie samurai June 20, 2012

Catholic-Handed

A person born left-handed who writes with their right hand due to a strictly religious, often Roman Catholic, education or upbringing.

I'm Catholic-Handed, because apparently writing with your left hand means your fucking possessed.

by AKSHERMANUS June 7, 2022

Lakewood Catholic Academy

A private catholic elementary/middle school located in Lakewood Ohio. It's full of selfish, prissy, little girls and boys who don't know how to control themselves and think they can do whatever they want.

You learn absolutely nothing in Health or Social Studies. Gym will destroy your GPA. 5th-7th grade Math will be hell if you don't get in the "advanced" class. Art class is fun but will always get ruined by brats who only think of themselves and you will contract tinnitus from all the yelling and screaming.

"Do you remember how bad Lakewood Catholic Academy was?"
"Oh yea. I'm surprised I still managed to pass the 8th grade after that hell-hole."

by Sprinklez_Bun20 September 6, 2022

catholic promise

Making a magnanimous offer to do a honorable deed after the opportunity has passed and is no longer an option.

Pius made a Catholic Promise to donate to our charity after our organization was forced to disband due to the his personal donor default.

by Mongrel the Elder April 6, 2024

Catholic Bagel

The face that the alter boy makes after he is finished giving the priest a blowjob.

As Father Jones pulled out of little Paul's mouth, he displayed the Catholic Bagel for all to see.

by #VaticanCity October 7, 2023