A person who politely smiles and feigns amusement, while someone in their presence re-enacts a comedy sequence so poorly that others nearby are embarrassed.
John's longwinded retelling of the usually hilarious apoopalypse skit made me a comedy-captive for four painful minutes.
by ram March 8, 2005
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by Jonny Saunders April 3, 2007
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1. Someone (usually a man) that spends most of his money on a gold digging woman.
2. Someone (usually a man) that lets a woman walk all over him by letting her take his car, pays her bills, takes care of her kids while she goes out, and any number of things that would constitute trying to "save" a woman from her apparent downtrodden position in life.
3. A song by Master P on the 1997 Ghetto D album
2. Someone (usually a man) that lets a woman walk all over him by letting her take his car, pays her bills, takes care of her kids while she goes out, and any number of things that would constitute trying to "save" a woman from her apparent downtrodden position in life.
3. A song by Master P on the 1997 Ghetto D album
Your crew: Hey man, you want to go hit up the music store?
You: Naa man, i'm broke
Your crew: Thats because you're too busy trying to save a hoe with your captain kirk ass
You: Naa man, i'm broke
Your crew: Thats because you're too busy trying to save a hoe with your captain kirk ass
by Nkd K3v August 17, 2011
Get the Captain Kirk mug.A filming device the size of your plam. Its used to capture footage off a console (xbox 360) and put it onto your pc. It's commonly used to make halo montages. It is connected from the computer USB 2.0 port and the video cable from the 360.. Price range varies between quality ($70-150)
Guy 1: How did you make that montage with good such quality?
Guy 2: I used my Dazzle capture card.
Guy 1: AMAZING!
Guy 2: I used my Dazzle capture card.
Guy 1: AMAZING!
by NationalPro October 31, 2006
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Get the Captain mug."When she was done sailing with Cap'n Morgan, Captain Sanchez took the wheel and ventured for dirty territories."
by Har Har September 15, 2003
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Last night at a local gay club the "Canoe Captain" led a fear-less group of lesbians in an effort to protest the existence of men.
by spike001 April 17, 2006
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