Cancer Candy

Another word for good or great tasting or flavored cigarettes. Reds are a perfect example of cancer candy

Me- man, these fucking ciggs are stupendous
Maverick - I know man, who thought cancer could taste so good!?
Me- What do you expect from reds
Maverick- Amen, They are after all cancer candy

by maxscene September 11, 2009

Candy corn

Another way of telling willy boi he has a really fucking small dick

Hey willy boi nice Candy corn

by wally dude September 17, 2018

Roof Candy

Windsurfers, surfboards, kayaks, bicycles, all types of sports toys, loaded on the roof of the car

After loading all of my windsurfers and surfboards on the car to go on vacation, I had some serious roof candy. It caused many admiring stares from other drivers.

by Philly Hockey Player October 31, 2014

[Profile Candy]

A highly attractive person who is your 'friend' on a social networking site such as Facebook or Myspace. Usually added based purely on their appearance.

John has like 600 friends on facebook, what's with that?

Nah, they're not really friends, they're just Profile Candy. Didn't ya notice most of them were hotties?

by Alecto83 January 21, 2009

Candy Cougar

Any Halloween trick-or-treater who is clearly too old to be asking you for candy. Candy Cougars could be anyone who is legally old enough to have a job, vote, drive a car, is pregnant, and is at your door asking for free candy.

Yeah we had some candy cougars this Halloween. Most of them came after 9pm.

by Brudas November 1, 2010

candy sausages

An interjection used when you fail at something or make a mistake.

"Oh candy sausages!" I screamed as I got back my test.

by cold_eyes May 31, 2014

Candy shop

I'll take you to the candy shop 😏

I'll let you lick the lollipop 🍭

Louis is regretting it already, but it’s not like he can abort the mission now. He quickly presses play on his phone, places the glitter spray by the bed and turns the light off again, except for the light bulbs hanging with the garlands. The music is loud, bass slow, and 50 Cent’s “mm-hmm yeah” is filling the room. Louis scrambles on top of the bed, positioning himself facing the door.

The door swings open, just as the song goes “So seductive,” and Harry walks in.

“I take you to the candy shop,” 50 Cent sings, and Louis leans up on the bed, locking his eyes on Harry’s shocked expression.

by Larry_jitters_4_lauren April 25, 2022