caltor

An abbreviation for the word calculator.

Student A: Can you lend me your calculator?
Student B: Ok, here's my caltor, take it.

by VLKR January 2, 2012

Colton Mancheski

He's an amazing boyfriend. Colton Mancheski is the love of my life, best friend, soul mate, my whole world, my everything. He's very honest, respectful, loving, caring, and an amazing person inside and out. He means more to me then anything on this earth. He's the type of boy that will melt your heart :) He's very hard-working and determined in everything he does. Watch out he might make you fall in love with him :) He's the only boy in this world for me. And I'm so lucky and blessed to have him in my life. No matter what we go through together, I will always be right by his side through thick and thin. He's my Colty Bear, noodles to my macoroni and cheese, dull light bulb, the love of my life, and my hero. He will always be the boy who steals my heart over and over again.

Gosh, don't you love that Colton Mancheski.
I love me some Colton Mancheski.
Colton Mancheski is the cutest.

by Kaywa May 11, 2012

Carlton Fresh

The act of a male docking with Carlton Banks on the set of "Fresh Prince of Bel-Air"

I did a Carlton fresh the other day, and I haven't been the same since.

by Jonny Frosty November 1, 2013

colton Bosaw

He's a faggot. Loves to eat male ass and has a huge anal cavity that tears apart his rectum

Stop being such a Colton Bosaw!

by I'll eat it ATM August 21, 2014

calzone baby

A calzone baby is the massive shit you take after having calzones for lunch at school.

Bro: Hey Bro how were the calzones today?

Other Bro: pretty damn good but I can feel my calzone baby kicking already

by Slothnads May 17, 2015

Calzone Tits

Saggy, middle aged man boobs. Commonly seen in aging weight lifters.

Rick stopped working out years ago and now he has calzone tits!

by RichBee193 June 26, 2015

colton shaffner

Giant cock

I banged Colton shaffner and for a week it looked like I was riding a horse

by Heepel May 10, 2016