California Enema

The instantaneous prairie dog effect that the first drag of a cigarette mixed with the first sip of a coffee creates when one first wakes up.
The origin of the California Enema stems from the lifestyle of those living in California who choose to survive on nothing but coffee & cigarettes.

"What a relaxing morning, mmmm...coffee and a smoke. OMG the california enema effect is taking over" (and you run to the toilet).

by Tashi & Mishi January 13, 2009

California Subway

When a woman/ man is performing oral sex on a man and while they Deep Throat they stick their tongue out so they can lick the man’s testicles at the same time.

HOLY SHIT! Did you see the new pic that leaked on to the internet of Adam Lambert doing the California Subway on Boy George?

by Urban Dragon May 22, 2009

Californian Windmill

When a man is having missionary sex with a woman on top of a building and he picks her up and takes her close to the edge. She waves her arms in a circular motion thus simulating a windmill. Preferably done in California.

To spice up his relationship, Greg used the Californian Windmill on his wife.

by Hobart High November 3, 2009

californiacentric

The propensity to think California is the center of the world

Just because California has silicon valley doesn't give you the right to be so californiacentric

by symian November 4, 2009

California Mudslinger

During intercourse when a man relives his bowels in a woman's vagina, she then attempts to hold in the fecal matter as long as possible in till it splatters out over the mans chest.

Hey Eddie do you want to watch me get a California Mudslinger from Kim tonight?

Hell yeah dude my chest still reeks from the one Lucy gave me last night.

by bendovermeyers March 23, 2011

California Sunship

When a man jerks off onto the girls chest on the beach in the sun. She then waits for it to dry and eats the dried crusted jizz.

Gurpreet: "Hey Danny, wanna give me a california sunship"

Danny: "Depends, are you willing to eat it ALL?"

Gurpreet: "I am SO hungry."

by Poon Slayer <3 <3 <3 October 11, 2011

California Whopper

When attempting to create a dutch oven, you either push too hard or mistake solid pressure for gas pressure and end up dumping in the bed.

Zeke was going to pull a dutch oven on his lady, but pushed too hard and made a California Whopper.

by Noissim Sorb. September 5, 2011