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Cake Monsters

The best, and I mean it, the BEST game out there. A game that can only be found on SumDog. Cake Monsters is a game of sheer knowledge, speed, and precision. Only the greats can be called a Cake Monsters Legend, and if they are called that, they are a master of Maths, Cake Monsters, and nothing else.
I wouldn't test that guy at Cake Monsters if I were you, I hear that guy practices every day. He's practically a Cake Monsters Legend, man!
by Goat_011 April 17, 2020
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dew cake

Another word for pussy. First used in a discord friendly match of Jackbox 8 game "Job Job" wherein a response was:

Personal Statements (stage 3 of Job Job)

"I HOPE I eat the Job Job Lady's dew cake"
"I KNOW I would go down on her molested her"
That dew cake be moist. My girl's dew cake is ready for this dick.
by FearOfBees January 22, 2022
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cake by the lake

When you live in Michigan or Minnesota, it's having sex by the lake.
One time in Michigan... I had cake by the lake.
by The Michiganders June 16, 2016
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cake mom

A female who possesses a dominatingly colossal butt; who can be a mother when needed, but also show you a good time. (Doesn't have to be a mom).
The moment I laid eyes on my future wife's cheeks I knew she was a cake mom.
by cakemom May 22, 2016
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dumb cakes

\ˈdəm\ \ˈkāks\
noun
voluptuous rear end; the opposite of flat buns.

see also: dumb cakin
Dam!!! that girl has dumb cakes!
by jacksooooon February 4, 2009
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Alien Caked

A state of mind obtained through sheer obsession over any one thing.
Your friend has been playing an immensely large RPG or MMO video game for countless hours or days and you reply "Dude your mind has totally been alien caked get out of the house or something!"
by Ed Reiher December 25, 2008
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tea caking

Like tea bagging but with a "cake" i.e.vagina. To place your vagina onto someone's face while they are asleep, unaware or unsuspecting.
Last night Sharon passed out drunk and got tea caked by Mandy.
There was a photo from when Mandy was tea caking sharon
by Bikerk8 March 11, 2014
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