California Mudslide 

When a woman gets on her knees and angles herself to where her head is up higher than her butt. A man with diarrhea shall go to the top of her body just below her head, and poop out his fecal matter onto her back. As it slides down her back and off her butt cheeks, it look's like a California mudslide.

Man, John sure did give Cassie a big California mudslide last night in the bathroom at AJ's party.

California Mudslide by WhoFlungCum November 25, 2009

California Roller Coaster 

When a female or a homosexual male sits on a dildo that's duck taped on top of a washing machine with the washing machine running on high.

I just walked in on my widow mother giving herself a california roller coaster and i vigerously masterbated to the scene of her shaking orgasm and her squirting her vaginal discharge into my load of whites.

California Roller Coaster by Vaginal Disschargation July 20, 2009

california queef quaker 

when a girl lets out a thunder queef that hits 5.0 on the richter scale

jerry: Was that an earthquake?
krystal: no i jus queefed!!
jerry: damn girl!!! Your a california queef quaker!!

california queef quaker by goonersteve January 28, 2008

California Gold Rush 

When a woman urinates either durring immediately following an especially intense orgasm.

I waxed Sally's ass so good, she had a California Gold Rush!

California Gold Rush by Lt. Roastabotch July 31, 2005

california hot pocket 

When the male goes boom boom (poopy) in a females vaginal area and then repeatedly keeps thrusting so the penis is covered in his feces and it is in and out of the vagina.

"Lets get dirty, lets have a california hot pocket"

california hot pocket by Michael Stapleton May 28, 2006

California no 

The way rejection tends to be handled by Californians, who are sunny in disposition and less brusque than East Coast residents. Instead of bluntly saying "no," Californians say no by avoiding the question, forgetting to respond to emails, and generally postponing the issue. The best way to give a California no is to do nothing at all, as opposed to saying it outright.

This is especially popular in the entertainment industry. For example, Everybody Loves Raymond creator Phil Rosenthal is quoted as saying: "To me, postponing a Hollywood lunch meeting is the new passing. They figure they'll postpone you until you go away. This way, they are not saying no. If that happens more than twice -- obviously emergencies come up -- you've got to get the hint."

A: So I emailed that agent a week ago and still no response. What is going on?

B: He's giving you the California no.

California no by ScottLG September 7, 2013

california girls 

the most beautifu and spoiled and smart people in the world

i was born and will always be one of those california girls.

california girls by emmi 4 yo face February 6, 2008