cougar stripeing

Just like a Tiger stripe, except when a chick is on her period and it leaks out to the front of her panties.

Oh! Shit! I went down on this chick and she had the worst Cougar Stripeing I have ever seen. No Oxy-clean will get rid of that!

by thederfluten April 24, 2011

Cougar-Stomped

After a hot and steamy night with a "cougar," in the shower, on the counter, maybe even on the floor; she leaves you unexpectedly under cover of the night. May result in a deep deep depression, and possibly a sweet porn video you filmed without her knowledge.

"Hey man did you bring any chicks home after you left the bar?"

Ya bro, but i totally got COUGAR-STOMPED!

by 38-ProfessorOfMadness November 30, 2010

cougar snatch

when you recieve a burn from yourself or a jerkoff asshole from a burning match head.

boy 1: " OMG, Josh, you gave me a nasty cougar snatch on my erection! "

boy 2: " Sorry bro, i'm a jerkoff asshole "

by lemonface5 May 17, 2010

Cougar

adj. Means anything you want it to. You can use it as a substitute for any of your favorite insults or cursewords, without the person your insulting having any idea of what your actually calling them out on. Often used to describe a person who's a tool.

A gougar is a goofy cougar.

1. Chris ate all the fig newtons, what a cougar.
2. Andy likes men...that cougar!

by slut slayer July 31, 2008

Liz-Cougar

Different species of girl who can be compared to a "Love Cougar" or various types of predatory lion. They prefer to prey upon their helpless younger adopted asian sister. Most of the time ending in death which is why the Mom has to constantly re-adopt asian children in an effort to reduce the population in China.

"Hey bro wanna hang out with Liz tonight?"

"Idk yet man, my mom said to watch out because she has an asain fetish. do you know what that is?"

"Oh yeah i heard she was a Liz-Cougar"

by BackseatBanger January 26, 2009

cougar life

(based on , but absolutely NOT related to, the internet site cougarlife.com, hence two words)

a life based on hedonism, immorality and amorality

If you want to know what a cougar life is you can ask Hugh Hefner

by Sexydimma February 8, 2014

arabian cougar

Having sex on a thorn bush, so that when you're done it appears you have been attacked by a cougar

Her and I did the Arabian Cougar last night, check out my scratches.

by IheartGapeHorn April 22, 2014