Step-Cougar

When your catatonic, vegetable, one-foot-in-the-grave husband, whose gold you’re trying to dig, is drooling in his wheelchair, but you are so starved for sex, and his steamed cucumber is now flaccid and disappointing, so you sleep with his son, who is definitely not drooling.
Holy fucking step-cougar, Shirley just banged mustafa ben ladin’s son osumma ben ladin.
by Marioselak818 April 18, 2022
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trophy cougar

a middle aged or older woman, who was once a trophy wife, but has become dissatisfied with her husband but she refuses to leave him because she loves his money (and possibly his children). Goes on frequent "girls nights" with her friends and often will try to party like she's still in her 20's.
Check out this trophy cougar hittin on my man... God, I hope I look that good when I'm 45.
by fannie65432 March 15, 2017
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cougar eggs

The act of preforming oral sex on an older woman that is having her period, but she is older so the eggs are rarer and harder to find.
Bro, you wanna go get some breakfast.

"Nah, I'm still full from them cougar eggs I ate last night"
by Mcribbles May 31, 2022
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Cougar Senior

A senior girl in high school who dates younger students, or is even into them or even flirts with them.
Jamal: Hey Bryan you see that senior girl Brianna over there
Bryan: Yeah bro what about her
Jamal: Well shes a cougar senior, yesterday I saw her making out with Aiden, a freshman kid, in the hallway after school.
Bryan: Dammmmmmmn, shes definitely a cougar senior.
by Lil Taiga Husky May 26, 2023
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Uber cougar

A highly defensive Mom who will do whatever it takes to defend her kids.

A motivated older woman seeking to corral a younger man without having to drive herself to the bar.
The uber cougar arrived early in time for happy hour and took her place by the bar!
by Clevering June 14, 2019
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Wampus cougar

A rode hard women in her thirties, who looks like she is in her 40s. Completely untamed bush that smells like the cargo hold of a crapping troller.
Dude, you ever get so desperate that you stared cruising the trailer parks for a wampus cougar? Well, I have . And let’s just say my dick is now know as captain Gordon!
by Hootie79 May 22, 2022
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National Cougar Day

National Cougar Day is on September 25th. This day honors all cougars.
Underaged male: Hey its National Cougar Day!
q30 yr Female: You know what that means 😘
by TalkingSheep69 September 13, 2022
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