Alpine butterfly

A sex position where two people do the splits, front to front, wearing only a bobbly hat and shag.

I did the Alpine butterfly with my girl last night

by Cdoooooog October 10, 2022

Polish butterfly kiss

The act of flatulating on the bridge of a person's nose aka Turkish heat wave

The Polish Butterfly Kiss is the second leading cause of pink eye according to the CDC

by WoRdSmItH October 20, 2018

butterflies in the stomach

To feel nervous or excited

She had butterflies in the stomach because she had a date in five minutes

by Conrado41 March 14, 2017

Butterfly

When a girl has such a big orgasm her legs move in and out in an uncontrollable fasion.

Man, I was fucking Carly last night and she cried out yes and butterfly uncontrollably!

by Sir xXCRUSADER77 November 27, 2018

Social Butterfly

Somebody who thinks they are far more popular than they actually are.

Hey that's Kristen. She really is a social butterfly. She'll probably win the award at prom.

by All of Massey December 21, 2017

paper butterflies

Porn. Especially the printed type., and including internet, videos, DVDs, telephone sex talk. IM rooms, the result of which is orgasm with out a partner.

Call it "Virtual Cheating", or a 'victim-less', the problem of Paper Butterflies is the resulting detachment to another person sexually.

Origin: An experiment where it was noted that some butterflies respond to female with bigger spots and brighter colored wings. So experimenters set up paper butterflies with larger spots and brighter colors. Male ignored real females for paper ones. Also see

So Susan was cheating on Bill and got a caught??
Well She was chasing paper butterflies on the computer and forgot to erase the history !

by I am so awful I'm Nameless November 27, 2018

Butterfly effect thinking

No but it’s a good thing the whore fucked a literal cripple because now if you improve yourself it’ll be because a whore fucked a deformed mongoloid and not because you want to improve yourself. It’s great! It’s fantastic even! That she rode his diseased cock. Phenomenal!

Hym “And there goes the butterfly effect thinking! I knew it was coming! Did I do this one already? No? Ok, I’ll explain. Here’s an example ‘It’s good that she screwed Rain man because then it lead you to do *blank*’ and, before she fucked the retard, a butterfly farted in Africa, which startled a rhino, which caused a stampede that traumatized the the guy who molested the retard, which led to the molestation, which led to the little girl touching that caused him to be sent to the group home in the first place! If that’s the case, by your own logic, it’s just splendifferous that he got molested because that leads to him getting his own sex cult! Hurray child molesters!!! Furthermore, for the *blank* to be ‘good’, I need to make it good. Manually. And I don’t necessarily need the outcome to be good. I’d even go as far as to say that YOU need the outcome to be good more than I do! I don’t even WANT the outcome to be good! I would much rather feed the whore some copper chef! So, why should I allow it? Open question. Why should I allow you to force me to make the outcome of something the YOU SIGN OFF ON and I DO NOT, good? What do I get? Robbed repeatedly? Good answer. Mocked and ridiculed? Awesome. You’re a master debater.”

by Hym Iam October 12, 2022