Ass badger

Usually known as followers, bum-lickers & bitchs.

This term originated from the two followers of pandaji
these ass badgers will endlessly travel through there pandaji ass, licking whatever they can find.

Also

Typical example of a common ass-badger..

(pandaji zaid): give my ass a good licking boys!
(Ass badger Kamran): whatever ya say boss.
(Ass badger Hussain): d00d save some chode for meh!

(random passer-by): lool, what a bunch of ass badgers.. lamers

by FPS JIMBOB August 18, 2006

bludgerfuck

In Quidditch: When one uses bludgers to 'fuck' up an opposing teams Quidditch move, pass, or the players themselves. Also contains a mild sexual reference.

1. We're going to bludger fuck them next match!
2. Damn.. Our sex last night was as rough as bludgerfucking
3. I'm in the infirmiry because a Gryffindor bludgerfucked me at the last match, I broke my bloody arm!

by Sauki November 13, 2005

Honey Badger

A skunk like animal with fierce claws and teeth Not to mention a pelt so thick some handgun bullets don't affect it, also with such an astonishing immune system that it can eat king cobras, AND IT DOES!!!! It just doesn't give a Shit!

Honey Badger don't give a shit, it just takes what it wants just takes it.

by $PurpleNano$ January 7, 2015

Vag Badge

A tattoo on, or coming up from the crotch.

Guy 1: Dude! Did you see the vag badge on that chick?!
Guy 2: No! What'd it look like?!
Guy 1: The wings of an eagle!
Guy 2: Sweeeet.

Girl: I hear they call her fire crotch because she has a flaming tiger for a vag badge.

by Payton M. September 11, 2009

bludgeon

When one swings are large, heavy object in attempt to injure one or more person(s).

Holy shit! Johnny just bludgeoned that crazy old man in the neck with a giant club, rupturing his esophagus!

by Dana McCollins December 27, 2004

Budder

Cannabis extract which ranges from 80-90% THC. The best weed tops off at around 27%, therefore making Budder extremely strong. 'Invented' by BudderKing.

'Man, that Budder kicked me in the balls! I'm so high!'

by Hampton Magna February 12, 2006

Black budget

The budget of your government that even your leader is not aware of. The Uber secret spending spree, think mi5, mi6, cia, asio, mossad or kopassus, FORGET IT, this is the shit that no-one talks about. Nasty shit like vaccuum bombs, laser blinding, audio disablers, Area 51. Try and imagine something nasty, they have already tried it out!

Why does this charge for a screwdriver come in at $4598?.
Oh yes sir thats got the black budget surcharge.
Whats the black budget?
What are you talking about "black budget", you are weird.

by yobbo April 25, 2003