Brad Janke

Brad Janke is just a Delight to be around, but makes a very mediocre Chili and Brisket. Despite that minor flaw, he is gregarious, firm in his beliefs, and deeply loyal to those he allows to be in his life. If you have a Brad Janke in your life you are a lucky individual!

We should all strive to be a Brad Janke.

by CDawg255 December 28, 2020

spunky brad

The shit you take after being arse fucked

Give me a minute, I've got a spunky brad brewing. I've been a real cum dump today

by Rodigan August 22, 2016

Brad

Brad's are the popular guys in high school who play football and have crushes on cheerleaders. They are the gayest guys in the world and they are ridiculous in any sense...No one likes them except for cheerleaders and a nerdy girl who can't help but fall in love with him. He is usually cute but when he reaches 34 years old. He evolves into a Kevin. This is another name for a stupid jerk who hates everyone but himself. Kevin's go to country clubs and wear sweaters around their necks especially pink ones. Brad's cannot keep a girlfriend for a day more or less a minute...they are so egotistical and rude to their friends...DONT BE A BRAD KIDS

Nerdy shy girl," Brad is so hot!"
Best friend, " I heard he's on his 5th girl already and it's only the second hour of the first day of school"
Nerdy shy girl, "Really, he must be a player"
Best friend, "No..he is a Brad. And one day he'll become a Kevin with a trophy wife"
Nerdy shy girl, " Crap, is it bad that I still want him"

by UrbbgAbby July 5, 2022

Brad

A Brad is someone (usually a college-aged male) who tries to impress women to hard and wears excessive amounts of brands such as Patagonia, or Vineyard Vines. Brad is your generic douchebag or "tough guy". Brad is notoriously known for thinking every single woman in the room likes him. Because of his great looks and great style, of course.

Wow that guy wearing a Patagonia hat and Patagonia shirt with those odd future socks on looks like a real brad.

by bigspoonerr May 8, 2018

Brad-todd Liam David Smith

This is the homie, the legend, the man himself. This frat bro always acts drunk, and pulls no girls. You can rely on him to always accidentally insult you, or maybe not an accident. Terrible at math yet is the only one who actually pays attention. His friend Chad is the goat, this is who you actually want to hang with. If you ever come across Brad-todd Liam David Smith, run as fast as you can in the opposite direction.

Yo Brad-todd Liam David Smith, what’s your math grade?

Idk man but Chad’s is higher.

by hiitsurmomhere May 28, 2022

Brad Pit

A devilishly handsome pit bull

Guy1 ...Look at that Hound over there .

Guy 3...She's taking her Brad Pit Bull for a walk.
Guy 2. .. I'd shag Brad though

by Vlad1Vostok July 9, 2025

Brad

Brad usually isn't a good guy. When he is younger he might be okay, but once he hits the adult years it's not okay. Brad is a fat drug addict that lives with his parents. The last thing you want to do is have any type of relationship with him. He is untrustworthy and disrespectful. Brad will spill all of your deepest darkest secrets to everyone. He isn't a nice person, and constantly tried to prove he is better than you. A Brad will become a drug addict and or an alcoholic. He lives with his parents because he is to lazy to get a job. Brad will try to get a job, but if he ever even gets one he will get fired. It is usually because he came into work drunk or isn't coming to work at all.

"Did you see Brad this morning at church?"
"Yeah he was wasted. Since when does he even go to church."
"Since his mom said if he doesn't go she is kicking him out of the house."
"Oh right. Still can't the forty year old man still lives with his parents."

by Ya Girl Hates Brad May 19, 2019