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Jäger-brating

Happy Birthday! When are we Jäger-brating?
by Scotty Killjoy March 15, 2015
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Flour Beating

The act of ejaculating onto one's chest and allowing the semen to settle and dry up. Once dried, the semen is "itched" off, creating a flour-like powder. The subject is then delivered a hearty punch to the eye socket, where the powdered semen is sprinkled into their watery cornea.
"David you're so annoying"
"Can it Lisa, or I'll give u the dampest flour beating you'll get in a lifetime!"
by Sweet papaya July 17, 2015
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Rail-bating

The act of masturbating whilst aboard a railroad train.
"It will be a five hour train ride. I am hiding in the lavatory rail-bating."
by neuropathica October 16, 2016
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mackerel beating

by Whale Shark October 7, 2017
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mackerel beating

by Whale Shark October 7, 2017
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Lamp Beating

When your brother hits you and threatens you with a lamp
you: "stop being autistic and Lamp Beating me"
your brother: "no u"
by FishFishingtonThe2nd May 20, 2018
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Throb bating

Bating an onlooker by teasing them with the throb/bulge in your pants.

Catching someone's attention with the huge dick in your pants
Hey that dude was throb bating me!
by LANZIFIREFLY June 24, 2019
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