Ninja Boat

A Ninja Boat is not to be confused with a Ninja Boot! A Ninja Boat is a ninja boot on a bigger less attractive female.

What Leafblowers are always on the hunt for. NINJA BOAT

by NinjaBootfiend November 15, 2007

boat docks

When a man's hairline recedes above his temples only.

When you look at a man from the top of his head and his hairline is shaped like an "M". The "boat docks" are the part of the hairline that is pulling away from the forehead.

by fnkymuzik November 12, 2013

Bitch Boat

when a group of friends is talking about about a certain subject and a person doesn't know enough about the subject, or is completely out of the loop to what the group is talking about, said person is on the bitch boat.

Person 1: Hey, did you guys buy that new Kendrick Lamar CD??
Person 2: Yea, its sick as hell!!
Person 3: Who's Kendrick Lamar??
Person 1: OHHH!! You're on the Bitch Boat!

Random Passerby: Who the fuck buys CD's anymore..

by Space Ranger Buzz May 8, 2013

full boat

Term used to describe a woman's VERY hairy pussy. Looks similar to having your cards fanned out in a hand of poker.

I took this cougar home last night and she had one hell of a full boat.

by Johnny Tats November 20, 2007

boat feeler

a squid type creature usually 100 feet long with 50 foot tentacles numbering about 200. they go up to boats and feel the hulls

in 1989 a 98 foot boat feeler was caught off the coast of long island

by andrew November 27, 2003

Boat Anchor

A large, heavy piece of obsolete technology, usually a computer system or computer server, that has served its useful life and cannot be re-used in any cost-effective way. In other words, junk.

My company just upgraded their data center. You interested in any of these old IBM boat anchors?

by Securix October 26, 2013

Boat Guy

The common term used to reference a member of the United States Navy Special Warfare Combatant-Craft Crewman (SWCC). SWCC are our nation’s premier force for operating and maintaining high-performance, state-of-the art craft on NSW combat missions in littoral (shallow-water) environments. These elite fast-boat operators are part of Naval Special Warfare Command, which is comprised of SEAL Teams, SEAL Delivery Vehicle (SDV) Teams and Special Boat Teams. Together, they constitute the Maritime component of U.S. Special Operations Command, which exercises joint command of Navy, Army, and Air Force Special Operations Forces. All Special Warfare Boat Operators are Enlisted personnel or Warrant Officers.

After Naval boot camp, I am going to train to be a "Boat Guy".

by snflwrtato October 22, 2011