Is when you shit on a sheet of tinfoil then get on all fours placing the shit covered tinfoil Infront of you face. Then a transexual fucks you in the ass while pulling the shit covered tinfoil up into your face.
by Lovs2spooge:: November 29, 2021

by lolgettheblanket July 6, 2011

T c-dubing blanket last night.
by joyrizzo May 3, 2005

by Tree from myspace June 20, 2006

An old expression dating back at least to British National Service (1950's) and probably a lot earlier. Possibly for as long as there have been British Armies that supplied blankets.
Was also commonly used in former British Territories and Dominions (Australia etc.) which now form the Commonwealth.
To attach to something very securely.
Also to hang around something or someone very persistently.
Was also commonly used in former British Territories and Dominions (Australia etc.) which now form the Commonwealth.
To attach to something very securely.
Also to hang around something or someone very persistently.
"This glue will stick that on the wall like shit to an Army blanket."
"He's stuck to his boss like shit to an Army blanket."
"He's stuck to his boss like shit to an Army blanket."
by OldSchoolUK May 18, 2009

1 - A blanket made of ur homies gay ass tears
2 - Hurting someone so hard they're going to need a blanket made out of their own tears
2 - Hurting someone so hard they're going to need a blanket made out of their own tears
1 - That dude's got a wet nigga blanket what a fag
2 - Let's rekt this team so bad they're going to be crying to their moms for their Wet Nigga Blankets
2 - Let's rekt this team so bad they're going to be crying to their moms for their Wet Nigga Blankets
by CIRCLESAREMYLIFE January 13, 2019

a technique used when a tard tries to make a break for it involving a wet, weighted blanket which has been put in the freezer. the wrangler throws the blanket on to the tard throwing him to the ground and stopping him in his tracks.
“did you hear that earlier today chen got the cold blanket treatment? he didn’t even stand a chance!”
by lord geebz February 28, 2020
