Birthday Nut

Going 7 days before your birthday without masturbation or sex, and then on your birthday, flood your home town with a tsunami of sperm (or fanny juice if you are a female).

"My knob aches because of this birthday nut."

"My testicles feel like balloons."

by Jamil Hassan October 12, 2018

Birthday Friend

A person you haven't talked to in exactly a year

But still they say what an amazing friend you are and that you made their year

Thot you haven't talked to in a year: Omw its your b-dayyyyyyy. Stay as great as you are and thanks for making my year .Ps we should talk more . Love you

Me:Thanks (name here) ( Birthday Friend )

by Longneckgang December 5, 2018

Birthday Game Party

Nester is a birthday game party

Nester is a birthday game party

by Jim From Sprite April 3, 2019

Birthday High

When you are excited before, on and after your day of birth

Are you birthday high?

by OhMyLord911 September 14, 2019

Birthday Overdose

A REALLY old person. Someone who has outlived the enjoyment in their lives.

Look at this wrinkley old broad. How is she managing to stay alive? Poor lady is suffering a birthday overdose over here..

by Kungfu Panda Express September 24, 2019

Birthday feast

When the homies all buy you food for your birthday

Yo miguel got a birthday feast from kevin and the rest of the homies

by SLATT30555 November 28, 2019

Birthday club

A group of heffers, usually consisting of middle aged women, who get together and celebrate a friends birthday. They think they’re hot shit and exclude others because they enjoy being vindictive and have nothing better going on in their lives.

The women at that table have a birthday club. They’re rude to everyone that isn’t in their club and are annoying everyone at the restaurant.

by Yikes btch February 8, 2020