Justin Bieber

Short

White.

Prepubescent

Canadian

Hermaphrodite.

BABY BABY BABY BABY-..

"Justin Bieber! OmG he is SUCh@ gr8 singer! he should win Lyk a grAmmY!"
-bieberfan12124456

"Baby baby no...shut the hell up."
-nonbieberfan2

by Non_Bieber_Fan_2 July 6, 2010

Bieber deceiver

Justin Bieber's signature move where you move in for a handshake and just send a mindblowing kick to the face, with your fist.

(Random ass random kid:Hey man long time no see (:
(The Biebe: Yo man gimmie some dap......POP Bieber deceiver 'd kid

by Tsgh420er February 15, 2010

Justin Bieber

A singer that is only liked by flat chested girls.

12 yr old girl: I luv Justin Bieber, such a hottie!!!
16 yr old girl: Ew, not!

by YourEvilHero August 4, 2010

Justin Bieber

A singer, with maybe slight talent. His musical ability is actually kind of enjoyable. But it is ruined by his lack of ability for lyric writing. He often is hated for being a "pussy" which isn't the kindest thing to say ever. 90% of his fan base are 13 year old girls, the rest are 3 year old girls.

Boy: That music is kinda catchy. Who is it?
Girl: Justin Bieber
Boy: oh... nevermind

by The_Straight-Edge_Donkey June 29, 2011

Justin Bieber

1)Often refered as a liquid to feed a baby donkey while its giving birth to a three headed pikachu to slower the process in order that crappy songs may fade easily with time

2)A virgin-goat that can't produce sperm

3) Some girl who got famous on youtube

Theres is no example what is justin bieber

by yodawg9012 July 29, 2010

Justin Bieber

The single most AMAZING teenage heart-throb in musical history. He is:
1. Signed by USHER.
2. TALENTED.
3. Hottest human ever to be born.
4. SUPER NICE TO ALL OF HIS FANS.
5. AMAZING...if not already mentioned:)
6. Worth a Gazillion dollars..
7. stealing my heart day by day.

<3

Justin Bieber is the GREATEST singer in musical HISTORY....all the haters are JEALOUS.

by thegreatSHEILA February 28, 2010

Justin Bieber

Canandian gay singer who acts like a nice black man.

3 guys are in a cafe,

One says: I've got the smallest arm of the world!

Another says: I've got the smallest head of the world!

Last one says: I've got the smallest dick of the world!

The 3 guys go to Guinness World Records.

First one goes first and returns happy: I've really got the smallest arm in the world!

Second returns happy too: I've really got the smallest head of the world!

Last one returns angry and screams: WHO THE FUCK IS JUSTIN BIEBER?

by Ashund00d November 8, 2010