benjamin bui

noob ipad kid

you: hi benjamin

: benjamin bui: hi poopoohead
You: no you
benjamin bui: dies*

by wekaharry6 March 20, 2022

Benjamin

Actual NPC thats not scared of anything aparently

Oh man you know that guy benjamin?
Yeah that NPC.

by jaykezz September 9, 2022

Benjamin

Benjamin is the most amazing boyfriend or best friend you could ever have. He will never judge you for anything, as wierd as it is. He will love you no matter what and will never give up that love. He gives the best hugs. Whith Benjamin, he stops time and you can talk with him for hours. He is tall, amazing hair, likes the color purple and has a passion for basketball. If you ever meet a Benjamin dont let him go, you will regret it.

143637 <3
I love you Benjamin

by B+M forever May 12, 2022

benjamin button's dick

Benjamin Button's dick: a Disease that causes ur to grow smaller untill u have a mangina

BRO! Your giving me Benjamin Button's dick!

It was so cold out side that i have Benjamin Button's dick

by Prime Minister McRibs April 10, 2016

Benjamin Guy

If you are a Benjamin guy you typically have the bowel problems of a dead water hog and actually have undiagnosed IBS. They often think a sport (usually football),listening to the same overplayed song and selling stuff on depop is a personality a trait. However it is a known fact they have a lush girlfriend and people often wonder how he has bagged such a lushy cos she is way out of his league

‘Aw my god it absolutely boffs in here’
‘Yeah it’s that one who thinks he’s a mint footballer with the lush girlfriend benjamin guy’

by jumboseahorse888 November 23, 2021

benjamin favara

a super hot man. usually having the nickname “tajin” or “king von”. they do baseball. have a 6 pack. also is a brain rot too.

father is sometimes named Marc and mother is sometimes jennifer
these people usually have a twin brother named ryan

omg did you see benjamin favara?
yea he’s so hot i’m so in love

by br0o_kk May 3, 2024

Benjamins

Slang for money, specifically hundred US dollar bills because they have a picture of Benjamin Franklin on them.

He got new job with a massive pay raise.

Ah, I see. Earning those Benjamins!

by xxdeathx2 January 8, 2022