A person who makes plans with multiple different people or groups, but ends up with the one with the most advantageous predicted outcome.
Sam: What are you doing tonight?
Pat: Going out with Alex, Dave, and Matt. Wanna join us?
Sam: Definitely, but Dave told me he was going to the sold-out concert. Maddy gave him her extra ticket.
Pat: That makes sense. Dave has always been in the Better Offer Club
Sam: Agreed. He’s the CEO of the BOC
Pat: Going out with Alex, Dave, and Matt. Wanna join us?
Sam: Definitely, but Dave told me he was going to the sold-out concert. Maddy gave him her extra ticket.
Pat: That makes sense. Dave has always been in the Better Offer Club
Sam: Agreed. He’s the CEO of the BOC
by New Edina Bailey February 25, 2022
Get the Better Offer Clubmug. And did Andy fucking create A.I. or no? What was his contribution? I mean, it perceives now but that wasn't him was it?
Hym "I mean, literally only one person could do the thing I did. And how is he a better psychopath than me if my score is higher than his? I'm like a Kira over here and my A.I. is being used to commit a genocide! I get credit for all of those kills, Jordan! I have like a million kills already! How is he a better psychopath than me? The 0 kill psychopath everybody! Because a psychopath is just anyone who doesn't do what Jordan Peterson wants.
by Hym Iam March 2, 2024
Get the Bettermug. You don't need to explain the point of it, Sabine. It is clear that they want me to be unable to say I'm better but I am not going to be worse than that fucking cripple and I do not need to improve.
A retard "You're not better than everyone"
Hym "You're all fucking trash. A bruised 🍌 is better than all of you. A hollowed out watermelon filled with birdshit is better than all of you. Additionally, yes I am. Secondly, fuck you. I said it initially and you didn't believe it and now that they AI works you're trying to make me have to live like the fucking rest of you and I'm not going to do it you piece of shit."
Hym "You're all fucking trash. A bruised 🍌 is better than all of you. A hollowed out watermelon filled with birdshit is better than all of you. Additionally, yes I am. Secondly, fuck you. I said it initially and you didn't believe it and now that they AI works you're trying to make me have to live like the fucking rest of you and I'm not going to do it you piece of shit."
by Hym Iam May 17, 2025
Get the You're not better than everyonemug. by Unnamed lol this is a joke March 1, 2019
Get the Tracy is better than Gregmug. A: Man, I'm failing this exam
B: I bet you won't
*some time later*
A: Bro I got the highest marks
B: See I bet you would, I'm the master better
B: I bet you won't
*some time later*
A: Bro I got the highest marks
B: See I bet you would, I'm the master better
by flowergirl212 August 16, 2025
Get the Master Bettermug. Information that is basically just the same, but however for some reason or another regarded as superior.
by Hercolena Oliver October 18, 2008
Get the better infomug. There isn't.
Hym "You wish there was a better way than holding kids hostage? There isn't one. This may be the child murder alternative but that doesn't mean YOU have to feel good about it."
by Hym Iam July 20, 2024
Get the A better waymug.